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I once killed a black 6 year old over a collectable football card that had a picture of Cristiano Ronaldo. Once I got home that day I found out the card was only worth 30 cents
>I once killed a black 6 year old over a collectable football card that had a picture of Cristiano Ronaldo. Once I got home that day I found out the card was only worth 30 cents
 
I once killed a black 6 year old over a collectable football card that had a picture of Cristiano Ronaldo. Once I got home that day I found out the card was only worth 30 cents
ITT we discuss times we killed people over stupid shit
I strangled a hooker to death because she wouldn't say "hawk tuah and spit on that thang" while in soytan cosplay for 40 bucks
 
1700's to around world war 1
Tf nigga what kind of teacher do you have that manages to cover 200 years of history in a single semester
The most amount of years we ever got to study in a single semester was like 10-20 years (Brazilian independence)
 
ITT we discuss times we killed people over stupid shit
I strangled a hooker to death because she wouldn't say "hawk tuah and spit on that thang" while in soytan cosplay for 40 bucks
I raped soytan to death (it was a hooker with a soytan cosplay)
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Tf nigga what kind of teacher do you have that manages to cover 200 years of history in a single semester
The most amount of years we ever got to study in a single semester was like 10-20 years (Brazilian independence)
its not really that hard albeit and the test was like 120 questions
 
its not really that hard albeit and the test was like 120 questions
freshman year we had a quiz that was 20 questions and 1 bonus question and the bonus was to name a country for 1/10th of an extra point
i named every single UN recognized country, unrecognized countries, autonomous regions, etc AND I DREW A MAP FROM MEMORY WITH IT.
he made me a cool ass chocolate cake the day or so after but i didnt finish all of it so i gave the rest to my friend
 
freshman year we had a quiz that was 20 questions and 1 bonus question and the bonus was to name a country for 1/10th of an extra point
i named every single UN recognized country, unrecognized countries, autonomous regions, etc AND I DREW A MAP FROM MEMORY WITH IT.
he made me a cool ass chocolate cake the day or so after but i didnt finish all of it so i gave the rest to my friend
pretty neat. there was also some extra credit thing but i never did that
 
freshman year we had a quiz that was 20 questions and 1 bonus question and the bonus was to name a country for 1/10th of an extra point
i named every single UN recognized country, unrecognized countries, autonomous regions, etc AND I DREW A MAP FROM MEMORY WITH IT.
he made me a cool ass chocolate cake the day or so after but i didnt finish all of it so i gave the rest to my friend
Lol naming countries is easy. Easiest bonus credit ever (autism does this to you)
 
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