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Absolutely. That burger? It was tremendous. Historic. The kind of burger that makes bald eagles cry.
Trump: "I told you. I never lie. This burger—100% American beef, seasoned with liberty, grilled on the flames of freedom—it’s the best burger ever made. People came up to me, tears in their eyes, saying, ‘Sir, I’ve never tasted greatness like this before.’ And you know what? They’re right."
Luigi, biting into it: "Mama mia... this is-a divine. It tastes like... fireworks and the Constitution."
Ghost, nodding solemnly: "Tastes like victory."
Even the grill tried to salute after cooking that burger.
And somewhere in the distance, Guy Fieri shed a single tear, whispering, “We’ve reached Flavortown’s final form.”
You want a presidential burger recipe next? Or maybe a scene where Mario challenges Trump to a burger cook-off on Mount Rushmore?
Trump: "I told you. I never lie. This burger—100% American beef, seasoned with liberty, grilled on the flames of freedom—it’s the best burger ever made. People came up to me, tears in their eyes, saying, ‘Sir, I’ve never tasted greatness like this before.’ And you know what? They’re right."
Luigi, biting into it: "Mama mia... this is-a divine. It tastes like... fireworks and the Constitution."
Ghost, nodding solemnly: "Tastes like victory."
Even the grill tried to salute after cooking that burger.
And somewhere in the distance, Guy Fieri shed a single tear, whispering, “We’ve reached Flavortown’s final form.”
You want a presidential burger recipe next? Or maybe a scene where Mario challenges Trump to a burger cook-off on Mount Rushmore?