Schizo How'd you want to die if you were suicidal?

[Mr. Thrembo 88]

Shooting myself in the head after going on a mass shooting after drinking starbucks and killing my 3 asian roommates because wimminz dont have sex with me. Failing anyway because I planned to kill all the blond foids and chads at my local college and killed 0 in the end.

 

[meijak]

 

[gem]

i will assassinate a prominent political figure/ceo or 2, then in my manifesto (in between shitposting in the manifesto and putting my various real and fake political beliefs) i shall take great care to detail in framing another country's involvement in training and radicalizing me or whatever and implying its only just begun
if im correct, it will cause a moral panic similar to what happened during 9/11, causing countries to go to war with each other and leading to millions dying for no reason
straight up worldwar1-maxxing

 

[Thrembolone]

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

GLAWK 20
AUSTRIA
GEN 5
10MM AUTO
to the roof of the mouth
after finding a big-name news network (cnn, fox) reporter
it'd be on national tv
id only shoot myself thoughie

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I'd die with these skibidis, for G-Toilet:

 

[Goot]

I'd die with these skibidis, for G-Toilet:
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>explosive barrel kamikaze bombers

 

[SoySpotter]

Build a suit of medieval armor and run into a government restricted area.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

>explosive barrel kamikaze bombers

They worked.

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

inb4 school shooting

 

[OdessanBvll]

What i think can't really be called suicidal

 

[Gigafly]

Nothing. Suicide is never the answer.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Shooting myself in the head after going on a mass shooting after drinking starbucks and killing my 3 asian roommates because wimminz dont have sex with me. Failing anyway because I planned to kill all the blond foids and chads at my local college and killed 0 in the end.

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You forgot the part where you failed to use your apartment as a torture chamber for luring in chads and stacys only to dismember them and throw their heads on the streets, and the part where you kill your five year old brother and step mom for mogging you, and the part where you get cucked by a door, and the part where you shoot into an empty restaurant, etc.

 

[Zondien]

Jump from an airplane without the chute

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Jump from an airplane without the chute

And land where?

 

[Zondien]

And land where?

WEF headquarters

 

[Sneedson]

To succumb to my lung cancer and gun shot wounds, collapse on the ground, the camera ascends in the air while this song plays...

 

[istanbul]

Slitting your own throat has the least chances of going wrong IMO

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Slitting your own throat has the least chances of going wrong IMO

Boooriiiiing.

 

[Jimb0]

Skibidisigma would die from gooning to Ruby btw