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How to escape into the wilderness without the gov tracking me?

Thebes

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go to a country where the gov is literally nonfunctional, such as some african shithole during a civil war. then, fake your own death, so your government marks you as no longer living.
you will disappear into the foam of 1 billion africans. you'll also be able to live in the true wilderness, as far away from real society as possible. but honestly idk what the process would be for making a ruby-ridge style compound in rural africa since im sure one of the locals would find you eventually and be shocked beyond dead niggerhell that theres somehow a pasty white dude in the middle of the jungle growing okra and rambling about the feds.
my government can only slightly track down literal terrorists, so they won't be able to/wont even bother to track your presumed-dead ass down unless you suddenly get massive negative media attention a'la kony 2012
 
go to a country where the gov is literally nonfunctional, such as some african shithole during a civil war. then, fake your own death, so your government marks you as no longer living.
you will disappear into the foam of 1 billion africans. you'll also be able to live in the true wilderness, as far away from real society as possible. but honestly idk what the process would be for making a ruby-ridge style compound in rural africa since im sure one of the locals would find you eventually and be shocked beyond dead niggerhell that theres somehow a pasty white dude in the middle of the jungle growing okra and rambling about the feds.
my government can only slightly track down literal terrorists, so they won't be able to/wont even bother to track your presumed-dead ass down unless you suddenly get massive negative media attention a'la kony 2012
What if i swim to a far away island and the niggers living there will worship me since they never saw a white person before?
 
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