How large is your penis?

[encrusting_acro]

Inb4 you all call me a faggot
I'm not gay; I just wanna know where I stand

 

[GuroGOD]

mine was able to set off false positives when going through airport security metal detectors
twice

Galvanized round steel

 

[Soygoy]

Play with me o algo, i want to also be famous on jewtube

i will expose yurigod and review some of his favourite 14 year old waifus with him and then promptly beating his ass for it

i'm gonna join
once i finish re-downloading tmodloader on my new pc (old one died due to forced obsolescence bullshit by microcock)

WHERE DO YOU POKEFAGGOTS COME FROM @Steve OYYYYYYY WHO IS THIS, YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?

 

[Steve]

WHERE DO YOU POKEFAGGOTS COME FROM @Steve OYYYYYYY WHO IS THIS, YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?

Even though my little brother is the prime age to start posting on the Sharty (10 years old) that's not him sadly, unfortunately there are a lot of pokemon fans in the world (final solution when?). I've never interacted with the community (I don't count /vp/) before because they're all cucked and I'm the only one that thinks properly in the whole fanbase.

 

[GauntletThrown]

WHERE DO YOU POKEFAGGOTS COME FROM @Steve OYYYYYYY WHO IS THIS, YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?

i came from the same board that i brag about stealing an octs get on (because successful GETs add inches to your cock)
started browsing the sharty regularly after an incident involving terrible jarty-tier bait and way too many tripfags in one thread
and then an unmedicated schizo voice in my head gave me an idea; ">if they think you're them, join them"

 

[ProudConsoomer]

11

11 inch femboi? Don’t mind if I do hehe

 

[Steve]

i came from the same board that i brag about stealing an octs get on (because successful GETs add inches to your cock)
started browsing the sharty regularly after an incident involving terrible jarty-tier bait and way too many tripfags in one thread
and then an unmedicated schizo voice in my head gave me an idea; ">if they think you're them, join them"

So you're from /vp/ too I'm starting to recognize a pattern here. What was the content of your GET?

 

[Chvd33p]

Sneedsdrew looks cute

 

[GauntletThrown]

So you're from /vp/ too I'm starting to recognize a pattern here. What was the content of your GET?

i wasn't exactly the one who got octs but i made the thread which started the raid where a fellow teen got octs
my post was off by 19 due to the intervention of the script using teen that got octs
https://archive.ph/vjett (raid thread)
https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/55555555 (archive of GET thread) while most of the thread was a gemerald, some commiepedotroon posted MLP porn at least once because he was butthurt that 'apeson got the get

 

[Brainstorm]

Everyone in this thread is lying

 

[Lism]

idk nigga i dont put a ruler next to my dick

You can use your phone or other mobile device as a ruler and sort of estimate cock size based on the official standard measurements of your phone model.

 

[Gigafly]

i lost mine to scissors it_hurts

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I'm being genuine.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Galvanized round steel

Eco friendly cum veneer

 

[GauntletThrown]

Galvanized round steel

i got balls of steel

 

[amethyst]

100000 zillion trillion billion jillion kilometers

 

[Jibxasjco]

I rape beebeeC bullz to show them why black peper are weak

 

[FerdinandDist]

Brimstone thread what is this

 

[AshkeNazi]

i hope to make more videos like this tbh it was really fun
schlog gaming (interesting people only)

i'd join if terraria was cheaper

 

[Lettuce]

bump

 

[AshkeNazi]

oh yeah this is lost media now