Soy How educated are you in soyjak lore?

I quote random people with inflation gifs. I quote people with random zombie-related gifs. I shill ongezellig. I shill I Can't Sleep. I spam corrupted versions of troonjak gifs. I use the word 'shattered' in each of my posts. I read Dilbert. I read Garfield. I LARP as the Mexican Twink. I watch My Little Pony. I avatarfag as the FNF original character "Nancy". I listen to Gorillaz. I larp as barneyfag on /soy/. I avatarfag as Starfire from Teen Titans. I play Deltarune. I start flame wars with country-related topics. I play Duke Nukem 3D. I fap to straight shota. I play Omori. I post Animan-related memes. I avatarfag as Drake. I avatarfag as Neagan from The Walking Dead. I force Bobo the Sharty Janny. I play Dave & Bambi. I am a part of the Barney Bunch. I listen to Tonytalk. I watch Shartybob Soypants. I post Chugsjak. I avatarfag as Vibri from Vib-Ribbon. I partook in Brimstone Winter. I force the Incredible Gassy meme. I post "poog", a hamster. I blame everything on Doris. I shop at Stone Island. I play Manhunt. I've met the Soytoddler. I spam the 'log with mutts. I LARP as a zoomer immigrant and post ishowspeed. I play Touhou. I force the "steam" meme. I avatarfag as Kanye West. I massquote people with alien gifs. I duel myself with nas gifs. I spam Jail Tycoon and Teenagent pictures. I spam dancing israelis. I try to acheive GETs with a humorous "SAW" parody. I am a furry. I spam the "adamn killa" tiktok. I am schizophrenic and hail from Romania. I project my autism and post Sonic the Hedgehog everywhere. I post Squidward. I derail threads with ironic YLYL tiktoks. I draw "Bobe", Froge's Call of Duty-obsessed boyfriend. I play Pizza Tower. I post Rick Sanchez doing fortnite dances. I draw jaks with the PhantomArcade artstyle. I make the same "what are your fetishes?" thread every single day. I force my dustjak "jasonjak". I post biblically accurate angels copypasta. I force Soysuba. I participated in splinter wars. I fill the log with muddick porn every day. I play undertale. I quote people with random "Shockmaster"-related gifs. I force people to watch Tamers12345. I send people to cobson's playtrain.
 
MoonMetropolis said:
I quote random people with inflation gifs. I quote people with random zombie-related gifs. I shill ongezellig. I shill I Can't Sleep. I spam corrupted versions of troonjak gifs. I use the word 'shattered' in each of my posts. I read Dilbert. I read Garfield. I LARP as the Mexican Twink. I watch My Little Pony. I avatarfag as the FNF original character "Nancy". I listen to Gorillaz. I larp as barneyfag on /soy/. I avatarfag as Starfire from Teen Titans. I play Deltarune. I start flame wars with country-related topics. I play Duke Nukem 3D. I fap to straight shota. I play Omori. I post Animan-related memes. I avatarfag as Drake. I avatarfag as Neagan from The Walking Dead. I force Bobo the Sharty Janny. I play Dave & Bambi. I am a part of the Barney Bunch. I listen to Tonytalk. I watch Shartybob Soypants. I post Chugsjak. I avatarfag as Vibri from Vib-Ribbon. I partook in Brimstone Winter. I force the Incredible Gassy meme. I post "poog", a hamster. I blame everything on Doris. I shop at Stone Island. I play Manhunt. I've met the Soytoddler. I spam the 'log with mutts. I LARP as a zoomer immigrant and post ishowspeed. I play Touhou. I force the "steam" meme. I avatarfag as Kanye West. I massquote people with alien gifs. I duel myself with nas gifs. I spam Jail Tycoon and Teenagent pictures. I spam dancing israelis. I try to acheive GETs with a humorous "SAW" parody. I am a furry. I spam the "adamn killa" tiktok. I am schizophrenic and hail from Romania. I project my autism and post Sonic the Hedgehog everywhere. I post Squidward. I derail threads with ironic YLYL tiktoks. I draw "Bobe", Froge's Call of Duty-obsessed boyfriend. I play Pizza Tower. I post Rick Sanchez doing fortnite dances. I draw jaks with the PhantomArcade artstyle. I make the same "what are your fetishes?" thread every single day. I force my dustjak "jasonjak". I post biblically accurate angels copypasta. I force Soysuba. I participated in splinter wars. I fill the log with muddick porn every day. I play undertale. I quote people with random "Shockmaster"-related gifs. I force people to watch Tamers12345. I send people to cobson's playtrain.
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Blud is THE boogeyman
 
MoonMetropolis said:
I quote random people with inflation gifs. I quote people with random zombie-related gifs. I shill ongezellig. I shill I Can't Sleep. I spam corrupted versions of troonjak gifs. I use the word 'shattered' in each of my posts. I read Dilbert. I read Garfield. I LARP as the Mexican Twink. I watch My Little Pony. I avatarfag as the FNF original character "Nancy". I listen to Gorillaz. I larp as barneyfag on /soy/. I avatarfag as Starfire from Teen Titans. I play Deltarune. I start flame wars with country-related topics. I play Duke Nukem 3D. I fap to straight shota. I play Omori. I post Animan-related memes. I avatarfag as Drake. I avatarfag as Neagan from The Walking Dead. I force Bobo the Sharty Janny. I play Dave & Bambi. I am a part of the Barney Bunch. I listen to Tonytalk. I watch Shartybob Soypants. I post Chugsjak. I avatarfag as Vibri from Vib-Ribbon. I partook in Brimstone Winter. I force the Incredible Gassy meme. I post "poog", a hamster. I blame everything on Doris. I shop at Stone Island. I play Manhunt. I've met the Soytoddler. I spam the 'log with mutts. I LARP as a zoomer immigrant and post ishowspeed. I play Touhou. I force the "steam" meme. I avatarfag as Kanye West. I massquote people with alien gifs. I duel myself with nas gifs. I spam Jail Tycoon and Teenagent pictures. I spam dancing israelis. I try to acheive GETs with a humorous "SAW" parody. I am a furry. I spam the "adamn killa" tiktok. I am schizophrenic and hail from Romania. I project my autism and post Sonic the Hedgehog everywhere. I post Squidward. I derail threads with ironic YLYL tiktoks. I draw "Bobe", Froge's Call of Duty-obsessed boyfriend. I play Pizza Tower. I post Rick Sanchez doing fortnite dances. I draw jaks with the PhantomArcade artstyle. I make the same "what are your fetishes?" thread every single day. I force my dustjak "jasonjak". I post biblically accurate angels copypasta. I force Soysuba. I participated in splinter wars. I fill the log with muddick porn every day. I play undertale. I quote people with random "Shockmaster"-related gifs. I force people to watch Tamers12345. I send people to cobson's playtrain.
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But are you "trans btw"?
 
Gem Control said:
There once was an army of bots being trained under the comments of the YouTube video “Undertale the musical” who discovered the sharty, and to fight back soyteens created a warped version of soyspeak
https://wiki.soyjak.st/The_Unpluggening
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This is still happening btw, latest comment is 5 minutes ago
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I make "jakoglyphics thread"s (or at least, used to) pretty often on the shitty clitty leaky dead nigger b4by of a site known as soyjak.party, and a lot of soyteens don't realize why Jakoglyphics are how they are. "Why don't you just transcribe individual letters?" Well because then I would be able to fit like 5 or 6 words at most into an oekaki, they're compact and effective.
 
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