Very serious How do you get employed?

[JimmieCobson]

I know the irony of me asking the Schlog about employment advice but I'm serious. How do you get a shitty part time job at like McDonald's or something? If I don't make $150 a month by April, I go homeless. I've tried LinkedIn, Indeed, Glassdoor, the [REDACTED STATE] Workforce Exchange and I've even applied using company websites to McDonald's, Chipotle and Wendy's only to be hit with a retarded chatbot. What do I do?

 

[greg]

I just asked

 

[Gig]

You go there in person sonny and ask for a job.

 

[snuffed]

Just call your nearby McDonald's, Wendy's, etc and ask if they're hiring

 

[greg]

I just asked

Albeit I was a caca plus I was pretty scared to ask so my dad had to help me

 

[Gigafly]

I've been rejected from every job interview I've gone to because I'm severely retarded and don't know how to act. I couldn't even get a job at McDonalds geg

 

[greg]

The good thing about my job is that I almost never have to talk with others so there's nothing I can screw up there.

 

[Victorio]

You go there in person sonny and ask for a job.
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This. If you really want the best chances at getting a job quickly, make a nice eye catching resume, and go inside and meet the manager eye to eye. Make sure it isn't too busy. Greet him respectfully and have a conversation about employment. Simple as.

 

[1844 or Something]

I know the irony of me asking the Schlog about employment advice but I'm serious. How do you get a shitty part time job at like McDonald's or something? If I don't make $150 a month by April, I go homeless. I've tried LinkedIn, Indeed, Glassdoor, the [REDACTED STATE] Workforce Exchange and I've even applied using company websites to McDonald's, Chipotle and Wendy's only to be hit with a retarded chatbot. What do I do?

"May I speak to a manager?"
<"Sure
"Hello, I'm interested in a job at _____, do you have any applications?"
"Thank you, my name is 1844 or Something*, I'll be back as soon as I can"

*Don't say this part