How do I get my foreskin back?

[greg]

 

[omgsisa]

Grow it back goyium

 

[gem]

da joos are keeping every foreskin in the world locked away in their hidden foreskin vaults; you need to attempt a heist into their jewish space laser foreskin museum and take it back

 

[Gigafly]

Spoiler: A bucket of foreskins, do not click

NO THANK YOU

From here

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Spoiler: A bucket of foreskins, do not click

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[ribbon]

Spoiler: A bucket of foreskins, do not click

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We eat these for Hanukkah

 

[DOLL]

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Steal some foreskins from your local rabbi, pick out the one you like best, and then have it surgically attached to your penis.

(All rabbis keep a bucket of foreskins under their desk, BTW.)

 

[Gigafly]

Spoiler: A bucket of foreskins, do not click

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Is it gay to want to chew on these like bubble gum?

 

[ribbon]

Is it gay to want to chew on these like bubble gum?

not really its just very disgusting because they look like dead fat slugs and are probably all stinky and rotting

 

[Gigafly]

not really its just very disgusting because they look like dead fat slugs and are probably all stinky and rotting

I'd imagine it has the same texture as a rubber band. If I were a rabbi I'd probably boil it first and serve it with bbq sauce

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

You use secret nigger voodoo magik

 

[ribbon]

You use secret nigger voodoo magik

You must retrieve the foreskin of 3 other goyim and sew them onto a voodoo doll to regrow your own

 

[SoySpotter]

scissors, a victim, and a stapler.

 

[bowl]

get the foreskin of someone else

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

You must retrieve the foreskin of 3 other goyim and sew them onto a voodoo doll to regrow your own

shaba daba GOOOOOOOOOO *wiggles fingers*