How do I get a girlfriend?

[encrusting_acro]

I want either a hot tall goth girl to dominate me or a Vietnamese Catholic to eventually start a family and spend the rest of my life with.

 

[istanbul]

What's the point of having a wife if you're just going to kill her then

the dead don't claim alimony

 

[Gigafly]

>Only cares about money
money makes the world-go-round
>Supports Israeli company (Ludia)
been doing so since 2014, won't ever stop.
>Hates pircay
piracy is inherently jewish, your penny-pinching to not pay for something.
>Establishment shill whenever it's convenient
"shilling" my favorite videogame (Jurassic World: the Game) is NO different than someone on here shilling a product, a music video, or another videogame which costs money. (Jurassic World: the Game is free.)
>Doesn't support others on the rise
they don't deserve it until they've grown, albeit i have toned this down, for now, let's see in a week if anyone on here accomplishes anything noteworthy.
>Crosses others just to get mad when it happens to him
when did this happen??
>Has had sex with another man
I'll say it once and I'll say it again, I was 20 and a complete failure, barely out of puberty.
>Thinks he's white even though he's not
i am very white, will face reveal in one year.
>Anorexic
i ""beat"" my anorexia and have been eating more these past few days.

im still waiting for that money spread

 

[basil]

Piracy*
You're*

how about you respond to this you cunt

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

FTFY

nigga has bad takes

 

[encrusting_acro]

no, no, no, no. if that's true the USA must be full of ugly people.
you probably took an online course and got your face datamined by a chinese corporation for them to give you a half-assed percentage.

I meant my penis size, you nincompoop

 

[basil]

im still waiting for that money spread

you're gonna datamine me for how the angle of my table looks like

 

[Gigafly]

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how about you respond to this you cunt

how do you respond to being broke nigga kys

 

[Gigafly]

you're gonna datamine me for how the angle of my table looks like

then dont do it on a table

 

[baqqrih]

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how about you respond to this you cunt

Jesting about racial and cultural stereotypes while still maintaining an honest respect and understanding for the people I speak of is different from being a nagging annoyance.

 

[basil]

I meant my penis size, you nincompoop

i measured my penis erect and dormant, it was like 1 inch dormant, and it took a little while to get it erect, and it was 2.5-3 inches erect.
better than yours probably

 

[encrusting_acro]

i measured my penis erect and dormant, it was like 1 inch dormant, and it took a little while to get it erect, and it was 2.5-3 inches erect.
better than yours probably

My AAP (average Asian penis) MOGS your TNP (tiny Nermal pecker)

 

[basil]

My AAP (average Asian penis) MOGS your TNP (tiny Nermal pecker)

is that a bad size??

 

[encrusting_acro]

is that a bad size??

Okay, I just realized you're DEFINITELY baiting

 

[Soyteen Liker]

is that a bad size??

running out of ideas award

 

[basil]

Okay, I just realized you're DEFINITELY baiting

i could show u a picture

 

[doddermodd]

nigga has bad takes

I am a racist, a narcissist, a retard, and an imageboard poster. Do you think women date me because of my personality?

 

[Fagon]

>5'2
>3 inch penis
>Fucked in the ass by a fat guy
Bait fell off a cliff and died.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

I am a racist, a narcissist, a retard, and an imageboard poster. Do you think women date me because of my personality?

get a better one

 

[Ree Vannin]

import and marry a congolese woman so your son will have dat BBC gene or something

 

[Soyteen Liker]

>5'2
>3 inch penis
>Fucked in the ass by a fat guy
Bait fell off a cliff and died.

This is like jumping the shark except if a show was already bad and got a lot worse