Datamining How did your first kiss go?

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Also I'm sure I've said this somewhere before but the closest I've ever gotten to kissing someone was with a FTM person I met at a mental hospital when I was 15. That person was not on HRT and honestly I'm not particularly sure what that person saw in me. In any case I did end up having someone with XX chromosomes hugging me a lot, writing me elaborate love letters, and smuggling me bottles of Mountain Dew from the vending machine during the night.
That sounds awesome. I wish I had an opportunity fall out of the sky like this
 
bro never let women kiss you bro they suck the soul right out of you it almost happened to me bro i said WOAH BRO and pushed her off me bro it was scary af bro stay safe out there bros
 
I’ve never kissed anyone, but I have received multiple kisses from lads in my School year all acting gay for their respective bits because apparently acting “fruity” is the funniest shit ever to normie zoomers. One nigga gave me a kiss on the forehead in tutor before sitting down as if nothing happened and another kissed me on the cheek and hugged me while I was trying to talk to one of my mates. The second dude I mentioned is an actual fat sperg and a “mate of a mate” so I sometimes hug him back or just talk to him normally. On a side-note he’s obsessed with some random deadpool shark I think? It’s from some capeshit game and the only reason I know this is because I was stuck in the row behind on a School bus trip last week and I kid you not every single fucking video on his ChinkTok had that single particular shark in it.
 
I never got kissed, but the closest was being softly bit, holding hands, and sharing straws/soda bottles.
 
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