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Holy Larp couple

>My mother aborted 70 times until she gave birth to me, I was considered genetically optimal.
<NOOOOOOOO, THAT'S NOT MOTHERLY LOVE!!! *tistic meltdown* No nonono... NO!!! *starts balding*
<YOU'RE A PRODUCT OF umhm... ehhh... uhm urr IDK BUT IT JUST IS WRONG, OKAY? WHAT ABOUT THOSE CHILDREN
<THEY COULD HAVE A LIFE LIKE MINE! BEING IMPERFECT LIKE THE GROIDS WE ARE! Oh sh*t- *starts suffering a heart attack*
>I have ADHD

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If you think this is a bad thing you're anti-white
>Invictus, my son, I must confess to you: you weren't a product of love but of bio engineering. You have 70 siblings that were slaughtered by your mother and I in the pursuit to make you some obelisk of perfection. You were just another one of our many lab rats and we would've killed you just as easily if you showed signs of imperfection.
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<Wow, thanks a lot, Dad, you're the best!
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>I'm sorry my son, but the data says you are 2% more prone to mood swings and depression. It is my moral imperative to kill you.
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FEEFEES YOU CAN'T TERMINATE THE HECKIN' FETUSERINO!!
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<Hm, 10% chance of brown hair. Let's try again, honey
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>My mother aborted 70 times until she gave birth to me, I was considered genetically optimal.
<NOOOOOOOO, THAT'S NOT MOTHERLY LOVE!!! *tistic meltdown* No nonono... NO!!! *starts balding*
<YOU'RE A PRODUCT OF umhm... ehhh... uhm urr IDK BUT IT JUST IS WRONG, OKAY? WHAT ABOUT THOSE CHILDREN
<THEY COULD HAVE A LIFE LIKE MINE! BEING IMPERFECT LIKE THE GROIDS WE ARE! Oh ****- *starts suffering a heart attack*
>I have ADHD

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