Shit No One Cares About Have you ever accidentally called the cops

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I was tinkering with my shitty old nokia-lookin phone a few days ago and it had this hardware test mode where it would check if all of the components were working.
Some stuff was pretty normal, like a dead pixel test and a keypad map to see if there were dead keys. The last one though was a call to FUCKING EMERGENCY SERVICES that I had no idea about. I ripped the battery out of that bitch and sweated in bed for half an hour, luckily it failed to dial 911 before I ripped the battery out.
Had it actually gone through I would've probably like had a heart attack and ACKed o algo

 

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In mah crackden. I accidentally phoned the muthafuggin poelice in mah muthafuggin crackden.