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/calm/ Happy birthday schloggas

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urhhh i'd like to make this about myself for a minute so i'd like to give a special thanks to
@Xiuhcoyotl real ass nigga and fellow schlogcraft user
@Dr. Cobson (PhD) first real friend i had on here
@sodack for being one of the few people i can consider a real friend on here
@SmallAnus & @Steve even if i dont like some of the decisions you make i know you're doing it for the good of the website
@Sneedson was pretty cool before he left
@Donald do i even need to say anything? the best user on the website
@SunniPQTRIQT Muslim brother and funny guy overall
 
I wish @soyjakfan01 was still here to view this moment with us. I hope she's well whenever she is
it hurts
@soyjakfan01 is conscripted into Ukraine, but it's okay cus she paints Nate on a plane.
@sodack gets together with the voice actor of Kars
I can believe it, cus she's a bisexual
Thanks liker
@Stephen finally wins a janny election on his third try
Do I complete my TFR submod doe? I guess we'll know in the sequel
 
I'm gonna be a SLF and do was 8doe did.
thank you @soyjakfan01 for bringing me here, and being my first soy-friend
Red team is like my schlog family ILY.
i would say free chrisgriffinirl but i'm not in the mood to be thread-banned
@Ytsuken one of the few users i can consider a pal that didn't quit/banned
also fuck da opps, i'm smokin that @ukranian_chad and @gem_control pack all at once :kek::kek::kek:
 
urhhh i'd like to make this about myself for a minute so i'd like to give a special thanks to
@Xiuhcoyotl real ass nigga and fellow schlogcraft user
@Dr. Cobson (PhD) first real friend i had on here
@sodack for being one of the few people i can consider a real friend on here
@SmallAnus & @Steve even if i dont like some of the decisions you make i know you're doing it for the good of the website
@Sneedson was pretty cool before he left
@Donald do i even need to say anything? the best user on the website
@SunniPQTRIQT Muslim brother and funny guy overall
>Doctor Cobson
 
Ok I'm gonna did what SoySpotter did
@soyjakfan01 I appreciate you for being nice, I hope you come back soon
@Victorio Aspiring chess master, you were funny, I still have contact with you on Lichess
@SoySpotter chess buddy, you'll be better at it one day
I would also say chris griffin irl, but also not in the mood for threadbanning
@Steve my favourite janny
@1844 or Something We are quite similar
@Soyberrygel you're nice
@jimbo You don't deserve that much hate
 
@sodack gets together with the voice actor of Kars
@ribbon goes to live in America and becomes a successful artist
@Swarthy turns slopjaks into one of the main artistic creations of Greenland and opens a museum
@bowl becomes skinny
@Warrior-Z becomes an actor and gets to play Batman in a new Batman movie
@Swede does somehing with his life, I dunno
@Chesnaught becomes a priest who hears people's confessions
May @Swede will finally get his bike back
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Ok I'm gonna did what SoySpotter did
@soyjakfan01 I appreciate you for being nice, I hope you come back soon
@Victorio Aspiring chess master, you were funny, I still have contact with you on Lichess
@SoySpotter chess buddy, you'll be better at it one day
I would also say chris griffin irl, but also not in the mood for threadbanning
@Steve my favourite janny
@1844 or Something We are quite similar
@Soyberrygel you're nice
@jimbo You don't deserve that much hate
Also
@Soyteen Liker Can't forget you
@Swede Neutral-reacting Andorran gem
@Chesnaught The confessons threads are some of the best ones here
@Broot of course for making this possible
 
repeating what doe⁸ did

@8doe you are also a real nigga and a fellow schlogcraft user
@DonutHole baitGOD that makes me laugh.
@poom real og of the schlog and joined a day after me.
@sodack very interesting person and fun to talk to
@nagolbud goated schizo of the schlog
@jimbo actually a great person to talk to
@Swede wholesome person to talk to
 
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