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In the Bando when we found THIS
 

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Shit nobody cares about enthusiast fun facts: OP's pfp is from a cut intro cutscene from Sonic the Hedgehog Pocket Adventure, a strange mishmash of Sonic 2 and Sonic 3 that got a perfect score from IGN and only 5 people played at launch because only 6 people owned the console it released on
Seeing Miles in the thumbnail gives me PTSD from my sole visit of /b/
 
Shit nobody cares about enthusiast fun facts: OP's pfp is from a cut intro cutscene from Sonic the Hedgehog Pocket Adventure, a strange mishmash of Sonic 2 and Sonic 3 that got a perfect score from IGN and only 5 people played at launch because only 6 people owned the console it released on
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how do you know this, man.
 
Shit nobody cares about enthusiast fun facts: OP's pfp is from a cut intro cutscene from Sonic the Hedgehog Pocket Adventure, a strange mishmash of Sonic 2 and Sonic 3 that got a perfect score from IGN and only 5 people played at launch because only 6 people owned the console it released on
Yeah i found it on sonic retro they have whole ass maps for the game gear auto demos as well
 
I feel like my daughter is becoming too slutty, she's only 15 and she's very pretty, but it's being marred by the ridiculous clothes she wears out, all the make up she wears, and how all she ever talks about is boys and the way she looks. I may sound very protective but she's my only child and I really love her.

The other day my little girl brought this guy over, and I was really worried because he seemed a lot older (he is 2 grades higher than her at school) and he was rude and seemed to not really care about her that much. It really made my blood boil and got me really angry, when he left the next day I was sitting on the couch watching a bowie concert DVD, and made the decision to not say goodbye or look at him once, but this was really weird, he came over to me, and sat next to me. Now my daughter was still upstairs (he said she was on the computer or something) and my wife was shopping.

He seemed totally different from the previous day, and was really friendly, of course I was suspicious and started talking about what a nice person my daughter is (which is 100% true I must say). He moved closer to me on the couch and patted me on the thigh like a football player or something, but then slowly moved his hand further up my leg. He smelt like butterscotch and I'd just noticed how attractive he was (I think how critical I was of him stopped me from picking this up). Now I don't see myself as gay at all, I mean growing up and at uni I was one of those liberal guys, experimented with drugs and both sexes but that had since faded. However this was different.

I was really attracted to him, and he was so forward, I pulled him in and kissed his neck then I heard this knock on the window and pulled away straight away. It was my wife she'd forgot the house key, and was knocking on the window to get someone to open the door to let her in...she spotted us as I pulled away and ran to the door, opened it but really I had no chance at explaining, my wife kicked us both out in one of those crushing scenes, what was I to do, where was I to go, I was out on my fanny.

So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door, he was there to sell make up but the father saw more I had style, I had flair, I was there, that's I she became the Nanny.

Who would have guessed that the guy we described was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?

Now, the father finds her beguiling, watch out C.C., The kids are actually smiling, such joie de vivre, I'm the ladyboy in red when everybody else is wearing tan. The flashy guy from Flushing, the Nanny named Fran.
 
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