Autism Guess why the above user will leave the soysphere

[SunAndSky]

Got too fat because Amerimutt burger eating, got type 1 diabetes, quit the soysphere

 

[Stephen]

Looked like a tasty burger and died

 

[Mooney]

Spoiler: Reminder for all

 

[Stephen]

Saw a homopost on /soy/ on May 17th, 2025, got mad, and quit the soysphere for good

 

[PepsiMan]

Will remain forever, be buried in soy-themed coffin

I will do this

 

[Mooney]

Saw a homopost on /soy/ on May 17th, 2025, got mad, and quit the soysphere for good

This is oddly specific and exact; --- By chance, Can you predict the future/see time? What else can you see in the future?

 

[Modderola]

Saw a homopost on /soy/ on May 17th, 2025, got mad, and quit the soysphere for good

did this happen yet

 

[Stockstall]

Got drafted.

 

[korg]

got bored

 

[SunAndSky]

Kekked too loudly at nusoicacas and died from a heart attack

 

[Suznetsov]

Danced until cardiac arrest

 

[Groypxis]

nothingburgers himself to death (like his imaginary website)

 

[Swarthy]

ban due to posting and gooning to child porn of children in africa

 

[soda]

being too white

 

[KeKino]

Realized that he was in the soysphere instead of the sodasphere

 

[soda]

this isn't the sodasphere? then why are @PepsiMan and @Pepsilord here?

 

[Pepsilord]

this isn't the sodasphere? then why are @PepsiMan and @Pepsilord here?

Stop noticing goy

 

[soda]

Stop noticing goy

that's my line you fucking gentile scum

 

[FerdinandDist]

This guy kills himself because I don’t even remember who you are