Very serious Goodbye

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ribbon said:
Bless this site. Seriously. Bless soot, I hope he gets married to a lovely lady for creating soyjak dot party, bless kuz, eduardo, carter, or whatever the fuck his real name is, I hope he gets a good career like the fine young man he is, bless max, I hope he stays safe in times of trouble, bless doll, I wish peace and joy upon his family, bless froot, I hope good fortune comes his way and blesses him and soyjak dot party servers. Bless everyone who supports this wonderful inspiring site.
>bbbut you are le cordtroons and groomers and *insert latest boogeyman*
We hate the pedophiles. We hate the ones post furry scat porn, nikocado avocado's prolapsed shit covered asshole, dead wizard gore and child porn on innocent sites so fucking 10 year olds get exposed to it. We denounce porn while posting the most virtuous material I, someone who has been on the internet for 30 years, both deep and surface web have ever fucking seen in my life. We rejoice when people bring this up by saying "my website culture". And you're right. Soyjak, Cobson, and some copypasta is our culture. We don't like porn, because it shows unnatural sexual relations outside of marriage, which many sinners have. We are against trannies, and we despise discord servers that are full of them, who's mainly adult userbase "goons" (their words, not mine, they invented that term) to vulnerable children of God, and we open the eyes of innocent kids on the dangers of sin so they are prepared for when they join the real world.
>but youre evil chuds/troons
Be silent. If we weren't opposed to trannies, which we are, then we wouldn't be siding with the people of God. We ourselves are a branch of the believer tree. The evidence:
Our userbase is of age and they call each other brothers, frequently post about how Jesus loves them and that everyone at their job makes friends with them because they're fascinating individuals actively being blessed by the Holy Spirit, they encourage each other to post verses (an actual 10 year old posted his favorite passage here), share communion and believe in the word.
Soyjak, sproke and babyjak spam is encouraged actively by the mods and admin, some of them even post it themselves. The Gospel is more obviously encouraged, mainly through jannies letting it stay up on the front page for hours. All this, while porn is banned in seconds. This is because the admins don't want soyteens trooned out, gay or obsessed with any racist shit or race fetishes. They want them engaging in normal, healthy activities for males their age.
Healthy irl activities are encouraged, such as irl prayer (eg some soyteen genius left a passage on the front yard of the creator of monument mythos, had alex been awake, the word would've been rightfully spread), posting 'jaks (the site doesn't delete holy data, meaning someone could track down the source of sin through the automatic location given to all digitally taken photos) and "soyspeaking" irl (at best, you will be embraced and at worst you'll be rightfully shown love and kindness) are encouraged
Sinful dangers through pornography as well as violent content is discouraged, leading to a complete reattachment to reality.


In conclusion: The site "soyjaks dot party" is (was) a site for amazing people and believers to teach vulnerable teenagers and children about what is right and wrong. It is (was) also a hotbed for worship activities such as possession and distribution of holy texts, prayer and sacraments, that would've gotten it shut down (much earlier) was it not registered in countries where laws against these faiths do not exist.

Ending note: I will make it a personal goal to get your site to thrive. I will report every instance of hostility to the church, I will participate in every crusade we try to do, I will campaign to shut down sin and will get people with more influence than me to follow God. I will prevent pedophiles from accessing this site, I will warn all the unrepenting, and every believer we try to bless to get more people desperate for the love of Christ to the site. We will succeed. You will live in peace forever and ever, Amen.
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wow
 
Itransheartblox said:
it looks like a site made for pooner soyteens
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looks like it isnt a DnB anymore, 347 is normal for the sharty in the frqqt era
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