Get SmallAnus to lock this thread

[Meursault]

uhh baqqrih I don't think you wanna be in this thread

@SmallAnus keep this thread open if @Mist won.

 

[Stephen]

@baqqrih Get anus to lock this thread

 

[baqqrih]

smallanus: hi soyteen liker~chan how are you!!
me: im great, thanks for asking
smallanus: I have a boner woner >.<
me: oh my fauci, how big is it?
smallanus: wanna see?
me: oh my fauci is it happy to see me?
smallanus: very :DDDD
me: owo do you like my bobs and vegana?
smallanus: fuck i do... you're so sexy 'liker
me: wanna have sex?
smallanus: sure only if you peg me doe >.<
me: *gets massive bbc strapon*
smallanus: im gonna faint
me: please don't! you have to see this
smallanus: FUCK ME IN THE ASS PLEASE
me: oh my fauci okay
me: *thrusts hard*
smallanus: *moans*
me: urrghhhh you must feel good you sissy slut
smallanus: yasss I do ^-^
me: hhhhhhh i can see your PENIS
smallanus: soyteen liker i love you
smallanus: think im about to burst
me: oh my fauci
smallanus: *NUTS HARD*
me: Oooooo my gawd that's hot
smallanus: hhh i love you

i regret my life decisions tjat led me to this point

I think I have to lock the thread myself just because of this. Like, I was about to go to bed and then I saw this thread, got curious, and, of all that you could have possibly written, this is what you've brought to my eyes
How do you even come up with this stuff
Please don't write anything like this ever again
Good night

 

[Steve]

My "Get X to lock this thread" was never this bad and it was like 8 pages long.