Datamining Gemerson's Blog

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April 9th, 2025: Busy day today, I woke up at 7:30am and texted the Catholic Center priest to ask if there was going to be breakfast today and he said that there probably wasn't going to be anybody there because he didn't send out the message yesterday. So I started working on my homework that was due today at 1:00pm, I managed to do a lot of progress and nearly completed the homework just short of taking some screenshots. I then went to the other breakfast event that was held nearby and had some egg burritos. There was 5 other people there and I remember that they had this really good meat stuff which I would describe as a cross between prosciutto and jerky. I put it on my egg burrito and I really loved it so I asked the pastor:
"What is this meat stuff called?"
But she told me:
"Brushcetta!"
I wasn't even sure that it was that because Bruschetta is a type of toast with stuff on it, I think I was just mishearing Bresaola. I ate my breakfast and didn't see Punk sadly but I then went home and finished my assignment and turned it in. I then went to my first class and sat through it before going to my second class and talking with Padma a bit about the assignment. I then walked back home after that class and had some ramen with an egg and two slices of ham for dinner. I then walked to my art class and finished up my homework that due by the start of class (color wheel exercise) I then started on the project where we cut images out of a magazine and then arranged them into a 5 x 5 grid which we would then paint to recreate. I sat near Ginger girl and I started working on mine, I overheard her saying that she needed blue for hers so I grabbed a People magazine and said to her:
"Don't feel bad about cutting it up, it's a People magazine!"
I ended up finding out from her that she was also in Model UN and went to the same conference as me which was hosted in Chicago, although I went in 2019 and I told her about how I was there when Juice WRLD died and I found it funny, a bit later her friend then says:
"I was watching that interview Chappell Roan and she just kinda came off as insufferable!"
So I replied:
"This is why I think Chappell Roan is a CIA agent!"
Ginger girl and her friend were kinda weirded out with what I said, but I luckily saved myself in that conversation:
"Think about it, doesn't she seem very 'divisive' with the way she acts."
They started agreeing with me and I had saved myself from looking like a weirdo to them. We did some more research and found out that Chappell Roan's real name was Kayleigh Rose Amstutz and her maternal uncle was Missouri State Representative Darin Chappell. I then joked that she was a Republican plant. Her friend then talked about Jesus style peeps and I told them about this Presbyterian YouTuber by the name of Redeemed Zoomer and how he hates all depictions of Jesus in art. After that Ginger started talking about pens and how she was obsessed with them, I remembered I had this pen in my backpack that I thought wrote pretty smoothly so I looked around and gave it to her to sample out, she really liked it and wrote down the brand name in her notebook. Later on I helped them learn how to watch Severance without needing to pay for Apple TV. I then went home, took a shower, and went to bed.

Song of the Day: Munich Girls - Falco (1985)
 
April 10th, 2025: Not a pretty good day today. I woke up early and had some cereal for breakfast before I started finishing up my German homework for the day. Although the whole thing was that I didn't even have my German class going on today because the teacher said he would be out of town, but I just went to the coffee place that I liked at 10:55am. I ended up seeing Kaitlin there for her Bible study group and then realized that I forgot to bring my Bible, so I asked her to watch over my backpack and I ran back home to grab it and then ran back. When I got there another girl had joined them so I bought my coffee and then waited for a bit until it started, there was 4 other people there and I just didn't feel welcome there at all. At one point I noticed that all of them had their legs crossed away from me, I just felt like a pariah, that's a 1/16 chance. So I just got up and left, Kaitlin said bye to me so I just waved at her. I got some lunch for free and then decided to tour this mini art gallery that they had and I ended up seeing the art of some people I knew, I hung around on campus more until it was time for me to go to my lab which went longer than last time but I got done at 3:35pm. I was supposed to go on a date after my lab but the girl had canceled it because she thought I wasn't being responsive, another bullet dodged. I went home and then fell asleep for a nap until it was time for the meeting for tonight. I walked there and along the way I saw Cara but she didn't say anything to me, but I didn't say anything to her because if she said nothing then I would have looked like an absolute weirdo. I got to the meeting and there were more people than last time. Just before the meeting I sent Vannie a snap saying:
>I think I saw your gf
In the meeting we discussed all the students that were deported by the Trump administration and I saw Geno playing with their hair yet again. We got done 5 minutes early so I went back home. I continued texting Vannie about her girlfriend (mostly just the direction she was walking) and I said:
>She didn't even acknowledge me...
<?did you go up to her
>No she was just looking down.
<ok 😭😭
>I didn't even say hi to her though.
<yeah thats why I think it's funny
<like of course she didn't acknowledge you
I then took a shower, after that I went through my previous texts when I found out that Lizzo had viewed the text I sent her on April 2nd and never said anything. I then watched this documentary called Block Party about a series of 4 free concerts done by this German musician known as Peter Fox. I kind of liked it. The last thing I did for the night was post on my Instagram story about me being an acolyte at mass tomorrow and telling everybody to come.

Song of the Day: Schwarz zu blau - Peter Fox (2009)
 
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April 11th, 2025: Friday today! I woke up at 6:00am and was actually kind of productive today. I had some coffee and cereal for breakfast and then posted my biblejak for the day and then I headed to campus for my first interview with my college professor from my previous semester. I printed out the paper at 8:10am and entered his office at 8:15am, we did our interview and he talked about his concerns with the possibility of him teaching students stuff that would be used in warfare, which then got off topic to talking about his friend who worked in the Swiss alps as a forester who died because of heart disease in 2012 at the age of 45 during a soccer game. He also recommended that I talk to James the Greater because he was in ROTC and was also a CompSci major. I then went back home. I then spent some time at home until I walked over to the Catholic Center for the mass I would me serving at, I got there but I didn't feel that good in my stomach, almost as if I was going to vomit, so I then told this girl:
"Hey, does this place have any ginger ale that I could drink?"
She then looked around for me but instead found some sprite which helped me anyways, I then went down and got dressed for the mass and then got all the stuff prepared like lighting the candles. We then did the procession in and I got most of the stuff right except for after the thing ended I was told that I accidentally poured from the same water pitcher for the cleaning of the fingers (I don't know the actual term, it is supposed to be washing of hands but it just involves the moving of the thumbs and pointer fingers on the priests part) as the one for the cleaning of the cup. As for attendance, there was only 6 people that bothered to show up, one more person as compared to yesterday and I didn't know them so my advertisement was a failure. I then went back home afterwards and played a bunch of Terraria until 3:05pm when I called my apartment company about the window crack that they never addressed, a guy managed to pick up and it turns out he just never got an email, but on the bright side, he would be showing up on Tuesday, April 15th at 2:00pm to fix it. I then got picked up at 5:00pm by my sponsor Joseph to go have dinner. During the dinner he commented on me not getting something with meat in it so I told him I was participating in Lent, he said that he was old enough to skip out on the lent feast and that he never gave up anything for Lent, I get chocolate ice cream with whipped cream for dessert and then we walk over to his apartment for the college project interview. Along the way there this guy is standing outside in front of his house and says to us:
"Father and son looking nice! I love the jacket!"
We found it interesting that we would be mistaken for father and son rather than grandfather and grandson. But we got into his building and when we got into his room, he talked about how targeting worked while in Vietnam and his time stationed in the Mekong Delta, I mentioned Israel's usage of AI for targeting systems and he mentioned Hamas's usage of civilians as meatshields. After the interview was done he showed me some more of his war stuff and also his mom's confirmation paper dated to May 29th, 1935. He then drove me home and I then finalized my tax stuff. I then took a shower and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Bye Bye Bye - NSYNC (2000)
 
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April 12th, 2025: Back to work today, I woke up at 7:00am and had some off-brand fruit loops and coffee for breakfast while I worked on my Biblejak for the day. I got that done and then played more modded Terraria until 8:45am when I got all dressed and then caught the bus at 8:58am, the bus ended up taking this weird ass detour that I never expected it to take but I got to work at 9:20pm. I clocked in first and then worked on the beverage aisle. Once I got that done I then took my first break an hour early because I had to powerwash outside next. I then went outside and Jesse allowed me to have this expired cheese as a snack.

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I started off by power-washing under the dumpsters and then I saw that one dumpster was empty except for some gunk at the bottom so I grabbed some bleach and poured it in there. I got to the dumpster a bit later and then I decided to text fAsherah with a video of me power-washing with the caption:
>Missing out on FUN!
She replied:
<NOOO
<That is fun!
<Alas i am confined to Register

I felt sad for her but I was happy I got the place cleaned up even if it still looked like it hadn’t been power-washed somehow. After that I then got lunch which consisted of a prosciutto sandwich, some cheese and horseradish flavored chips, and water. I ate it outside and at one point I decided to give the cashiers a chip, the Noahmusic guy and fAsherah both took one and they said they liked it. While I was in the cafeteria, I saw Old Ozzy Osborne browsing Reddit on his phone, Ignacio took my trash for me which was nice. I then went back to mostly cleaning tasks and also the sad freezer aisle stocking, but for that I just brought two boxes in and stocked them. I then went on my second break where I talked with fAsherah, she compared me to a hamster because I asked for a single leaf of lettuce and she talked about her fiancée getting shit on by a bird yesterday and also this 19 year old cashier up front that was asking all the other cashiers to buy alcohol for her. I then remembered that she was the girl that Mr. Blundstone talked to a few weeks back. I then said:
“I wonder how many SSRI’s she’s on?”
And fAsherah laughed so hard. I then finished up some more tasks before I then got some Cherry Limeade Sprite as a drink and then fAsherah came up again and I decided to be nice and offer her a cap of the Sprite and she liked it. While I was scrubbing the floor with soapy water, Folsade walked across the puddle with a tray of arancini and she nearly slipped and said:
“Jesus Gemerson, it’s like you’re trying to kill me!”
I found it funny and also Gavin did too. I then picked up my extra W-2s and the wine holders that Jesse gifted me before I realized that I had lost the envelope with them and I had to go back to find them. I then realized that I also had my walkie-talkie with me so I went up to put it back, Tony then told me to take some stuff upstairs and I did. I got back to the bus in time but didn’t find the envelope. I took the bus home and then started to finalize my taxes. While I was at home I saw that @princessparkles had posted on her Instagram story complaining about women in hijabs being sexualized so I replied to her:
>>We are not meant for my former gender’s gaze or however the burger is fried.
She then responds:
<i thought as a Christian youd know the importance of modesty
<And at least sympathise when your own nuns are being sexualised…
<But ok

>Why do you hate your former gender so much
<Former?
<nigga i am no troon

>That’s why God nuked Japan. [replying to the sexualised message]
<Its ur own people
>🤨
I remembered that Dungeons and Dragons was tonight but as I was walking there, I got a message on Discord saying that it was canceled tonight and then indefinitely because the DM was having some troubles. I suggested starting up a 3.5th edition campaign while I was walking to campus. The printers that I usually used to print stuff out were broken so I checked the printer map and found something near Asherah’s workplace. I went over there and had them printed out and then I decided to stop by Asherah’s workplace. It was closed by 7:00pm but I saw some posters on walls and tried to sign up for something there because I realized I could actually do them. There would be another food thing soon but I was just worried about Asherah finding me creepy for going to a second one and actually staying for the thing instead of just getting food and leaving. Also my mom said that I need to spend some time at home from the start of Friday, April 25 to Sunday, April 27th. I then took a shower and at 10:00pm, I was sent a Instagram reel by @Xiuhcoyotl of a pagan guy WHO LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DOLL and I replied:
>"Hey there little buddy, hop on Pagancord!"
Xiuhcoyotl replied:
<christcord woke up
I then went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Nakombe Nga - Les Choc Stars Du Zaïre (1989)
 
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April 13th, 2025: Palm Sunday, I woke up a bit later than usual and had the last of my cereal for breakfast. I got to work and then started on my tasks for a bit until later on I overheard Jesse and this office lady talking about this one customer that frequently comes in who is always dressed up real fancy, from what they said, he was super mean to the bakery staff to the point he got kicked out for a few years, but now he’s back because he’s friends with the original owner. I accidentally called Jesse by his pseudonym instead of his real name a bit later. But I eventually went on my lunch break and had a prosciutto sandwich. While I was waiting for the cashier I talked to Lebanon about my prosciutto sandwich.
“Well I’ve never had one before.”
He said.
“You need to try one, it’s really good!”
I told him.
“Well I had a breakfast sandwich earlier this morning so I might get one later.”
He replied.
I then got it clocked my lunch break, and then browsed Instagram when I saw this story post by this Tunisian girl which said:
“Male attention does nothing for me, I post for the bad bitches”
I decided to reply to her message with the following message:
>No wonder your marriage only lasted 5 weeks
And she got so upset:
<HAHAHAHA Funny how you’re still obsessed over my marriage while I’m almost a year deep with the most amazing Slavic man who treats me like a queen and even more, it turned out the problem wasn’t me i was just dating someone from the land of narcissists and daddy issues, stay mad.😘
<And next time remind me imma hand you an oscar for the being the funniest unfunny person alive.

I also posted about me potentially starting a 3.5th edition Dungeons and Dragons group in the Discord groupchat and I got two people to join. I continued working and even saw Mr. Medici at one point (even though the original owner wasn't there) until it got to my second break. While I was scrolling through Snapchat, I saw this story by this guy who I will be calling Rama of him with some Creeper milk. We then had this conversation:
>Oh my
<Don't try the creeper milk
>What does it taste like?
<A shamrock shake on first sip
<A potion of dispair and spoiled taste on the second
<It's just bad
<I got some on my face and it actually burned me
<Left a red mark

>BURNED?

I then went and gave some of my Jordan Almonds to the cashiers including fAsherah and the Noahmusic guy and the all liked it. Near the end of the shift, Jesse was talking about scheduling people so I asked him if he could please hire more people to work Sunday. He said that he just hasn't been getting any people for that, although I had my doubts. when I got off of work I finished off my cheese from yesterday and then took the bus to the church that has the 5:30pm masses. In the place we start off at, we all picked up a palm leaf with Kaitlin, Rose, and their boyfriends being there. When the mass started, the priest asked for volunteers to do the reading for the Passion narrative and I was the first and only one to volunteer initially to do the readings, but another guy then stepped up, he decided to read the narrator parts so I got the role of the second voice. We then proceeded into the church and got to the Gospel part where I went up to where the choir singer would usually go and I read my parts, I went through being Peter, Pontius Pilate, Herod Antipas, and then the Centurion at the crucifixion. Mass went through as normal and the guy who was the narrator sat in front of me with his wife and two rowdy kids, both doing their best to keep them in control. I then got out of the mass and walked to this nearby grocery store to get some milk, cereal, and peeps because why not. I waited a long ass time for the bus to arrive and then took it back home. Once I got back I took a shower and then went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) - ABBA (1979)
 
April 14th, 2025: Pretty meh day today, I woke up and had some cereal and coffee for breakfast while I worked on a bit of homework. The next thing which occupied a good portion of my day was just playing modded Terraria until 1:00pm, while I was playing Terraria I got a message from Rama continuing our conversation from yesterday:
<Burned.
<Like a red burn

>Let me see!
He then sends me an image of his lower face with the caption:
<it lowkey went away but
<kids be buying this stuff

I cleaned up my room a bit before heading out with my pseudoleather jacket, I got to class a bit early and then I browsed Instagram and found out that there was this huge event that I had missed out on earlier today because I was inside playing video games, I felt like shit. But I went through my first class and I am pretty sure I did well on the test that they had and then I went over to my second class. I saw Padma and we talked a bit before class and then we both sat through class but didn't talk much. I got out and went home to make ramen for dinner. I noticed that it was the South Korean’s birthday today on Snapchat so I sent him an happy birthday message. I then got packed up for my art class. In my art class I sat with Pinky and Ginger girl and I got started on painting my project. I nearly fell off my seat and Pinky asked me if I was ok but I said I was fine. Keleche was being kind of annoying again but he wasn't talking about his OCs today. I then got home and saw that 4chan got hacked and /qa/ was back up so I just started celebrating. Enosh was kind of being annoying but I just took a shower and then went to bed.

Song of the Day: Turn It on Again - Genesis (1980)
 
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April 15th, 2025: 1200th post in this thread. Another day of classes. I woke up and had some cereal for breakfast and played some more modded Terraria. I completed some more of my German class assignments due before class before getting all packed up for going to the coffee shop I frequent. I then got there and started finishing up my assignments while overhearing the crowd at the bar. There was this one girl that had to be no taller than 5'2" (She's East Asian) that was complaining about her getting hit on only by short guys, I got my coffee from this long-haired guy that seemed pretty chill but the funniest thing that I overheard was from the fat lesbian (who was actually bisexual) talking about one time she was having sex with a guy on top of him and she cut off circulation to his penis (it might have been just face riding but I'm not sure what part of him had circulation cut off,) she also mentioned being on 3 medications which caused weight gain along with the satanic drug known as Ozempic. I then went outside to finish up one more homework assignment of mine because it was so dim in the coffee shop. I saw this event being set up outside while I completed the last of my assignments for German class. I then decided to attend the event and was one of the first people in line for hot dogs. I browsed the tables a bit until I ended up encountering the engaged girl so I asked her:
“Is this a table for anything?”
She replied:
“Oh no there’s nothing going on here.”
So I just accepted what she said because it looked like she was correct and not lying to me. I got this t-shirt from the event and then went to my German class for the day. In German class we did more stuff about the nominative and accusative cases and also worked on some strong verbs like trifft, läuft, and liest. I didn’t get partnered up with Quentin this time but instead with this girl that usually sits next to him. At 12:40pm I got out of class early and walked to my second class. Just before class started I mentioned that it was the South Korean’s birthday yesterday and Chapelle and the other girl found it interesting. The teacher presented this slideshow about AI potentially talking over our jobs and then had us work on this handout to describe a job that didn’t exist 50 years ago and a job that does not exist currently. We chose website designer and spaceship pilot respectively. We got checked off at around 1:45pm and I went home and started to clean because the window repair guys were going to be here at 2:00pm. I did all the dishes and sweeped everything up, but the people didn’t come, I had to go to therapy earlier than usual so I told Enosh to let them in if they show up. I took the bus there and then entered the building, because I was so early I decided to explore the place more. The men’s bathroom was locked so I desperately tried to find a second men’s bathroom on the floor or even some stairs (I always took the elevator) and I ended up finding them and going up a floor. The change was so weird, the floor smelt different and had different colored walls, but it was still as labyrinthine as the floor below it. I found the bathroom and it had this weird elevation to it like a single step, this building was clearly built before the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990. I used the bathroom and then went down a floor for therapy. I told her about a bunch of things like my incident with the pancake gift for Asherah, my whole fight with Lizzo, my dislike of my roommate Enosh, my inability to set up a time to hang out with James the Greater, she thought that my pancake gift was actually really nice. I then told her about me starting a Dungeons and Dragons game and she then asked her friend about how one would organize a DnD game. After that I left and walked over to the Catholic Center for mass. I texted James the Greater about the DnD session:
>Would you like to join a DnD game I am running?
<Yes
<What are the details?

>It starts at 6:00pm on Saturdays at [library] and we are running 3.5th edition Dungeons and Dragons.
<Oof, I usually go home for weekends
>Aww
<Is the time set in stone
>Not really.
<If that's the case, I can do Thursday or Friday nights, but if you've already got something going I wouldn't want to disrupt it
>Friday nights can work for me but there is one guy interested that can only do weekends which is why I chose saturdays.
<Ah ok, like I said I wouldn't want to make things difficult
<If you were willing, it could be a situation where every other session was Friday or Saturday, but that might be too difficult

I didn’t think I would get there in time for mass so when the priest texted asking for acolytes for mass I said I couldn’t. But I ended up getting there early and decided to read this book on the Popes, I talked to Markus for a bit but he kinda got mad at me for getting his name wrong and then I talked to Mercurius with this East Asian girl he brought that had a lot of rings, it turns out that they were just friends but I could sense some chemistry and I hope they end up dating, I asked Mercurius if he was serving today and he said no. We went into the mass and I sat in the same row as Mercurius, this girl who looked very similar to Sydney Sweeney sat in my row with just an empty chair in between me and her and her body language was showing interest in me. There was no acolytes for mass sadly and Benjamin ended up coming in a bit late. Rose was also at mass. The homily was kind of special for me because it was the first homily I have ever sat through that you could tell it was about you, more specifically Mercurius and I. The homily was about how despite Saint Peter being doubtful in his faith, Jesus needed him the most while Saint John was also someone that Jesus needed a lot for His plan. The thing I was thinking about most was if I was Saint John or Saint Peter. I tried to talk to the girl next to me after mass but she left afterwards without us talking. I apologized to the priest for not being able to acolyte. After that we went for food and I ate with Henry, his girlfriend, Markus, and some others. Henry’s girlfriend made a joke that her and Markus were sharing Henry because Henry’s so popular. I then went home after that and then had some ice popsicles for dessert and then took a shower and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Atom Heart Mother - Pink Floyd (1970)
 
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