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FUCK JANNIES

>false xist-ACK!
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Ok the only canon mythicals are ones that have events so its only Darkrai and Deoxys, Darkrai is straight up a demon however so I retract my statement.

Nope, Johto is.
>Canon mythicals
Everything is cannon there isn't really a "uncannon" anything ever
 
>Canon mythicals
Everything is cannon there isn't really a "uncannon" anything ever
Canon = everything I like
Fanfic coal = everything I don't like.

Also to be serious there is a load of non-canon shit in pokemon like anything that happens in the mangas or Jessie and James's talking Meowth.
 
Ok the only canon mythicals are ones that have events so its only Darkrai and Deoxys, Darkrai is straight up a demon however so I retract my statement.

Nope, Johto is.
>most forgettable starters
>Johto gym leaders don't use Johto pokemon
>too many Johtomons locked behind Kanto
>besides a few mons, the most competitively unviable of all gens
>most available Johtomons have unappealing stats/learnsets even for a normal playthrough
>awful wild Pokémon distribution
>useless babymons to pad dex count
>pathetic level curve
>strongest wild encounter is mid lv 30
>encountering lv 3-5s on your way to the 16th badge
>gym leaders/champ need hacked mons
>uninspired, linear map
>only 4 branching paths in the Johto map, the fewest of all games
>edgy fanfic-tier rival
>routes are decorated hallways, only one route has a reason to revisit
>cringe-tier Team Rocket plot
>killed pokemania
>gamefreak acknowledges that Gen 2 was the final cash in on the early craze
>left Tajiri in a state of depression
>created Kanto pandering
>worst selling 3rd version in history
>by far the most insecure and schizophrenic fanbase here
>put quantity over quality to satiate toddlers at the time
>doesn't make use of the GBC's full color pallet
>needed Kanto to keep genwunners buying in
>half of the game is an afterthought to Gen 1
>other half of the game is copy-pasted gutted down Gen 1
>neutered Mt. Moon
>neutered Rock Tunnel
>removed Cerulean Cave
>removed Silph
>removed Pokémon Tower
>removed Kanto legendaries
>neutered Victory Road
>removed Seafoam Islands
>removed Power Plant
>neutered Viridian Forest
>neutered Cinnabar
>removed underground paths
>removed old Rocket hideout
>one of the games only exists to shill a movie
>only appeal is revisiting Gen 1
>failed its only appeal by neutering it which left genwunners disappointed
>poor implementations of new features
>completely invalidated by the remakes
>shallow attempt at open world
>only praise is buzzwords parroted by schizos that missed out on Gen 1

Just stop, Johturd. You're nothing more than a cancerous tumor attaching itself to West Kanto and Gen 1.
 
Canon = everything I like
Fanfic coal = everything I don't like.

Also to be serious there is a load of non-canon shit in pokemon like anything that happens in the mangas or Jessie and James's talking Meowth.
Ok well the manga is more just red and blue with a more flushed out story, and their talking meowth is cannon they even explain why he can talk.
 
>most forgettable starters
>Johto gym leaders don't use Johto pokemon
>too many Johtomons locked behind Kanto
>besides a few mons, the most competitively unviable of all gens
>most available Johtomons have unappealing stats/learnsets even for a normal playthrough
>awful wild Pokémon distribution
>useless babymons to pad dex count
>pathetic level curve
>strongest wild encounter is mid lv 30
>encountering lv 3-5s on your way to the 16th badge
>gym leaders/champ need hacked mons
>uninspired, linear map
>only 4 branching paths in the Johto map, the fewest of all games
>edgy fanfic-tier rival
>routes are decorated hallways, only one route has a reason to revisit
>cringe-tier Team Rocket plot
>killed pokemania
>gamefreak acknowledges that Gen 2 was the final cash in on the early craze
>left Tajiri in a state of depression
>created Kanto pandering
>worst selling 3rd version in history
>by far the most insecure and schizophrenic fanbase here
>put quantity over quality to satiate toddlers at the time
>doesn't make use of the GBC's full color pallet
>needed Kanto to keep genwunners buying in
>half of the game is an afterthought to Gen 1
>other half of the game is copy-pasted gutted down Gen 1
>neutered Mt. Moon
>neutered Rock Tunnel
>removed Cerulean Cave
>removed Silph
>removed Pokémon Tower
>removed Kanto legendaries
>neutered Victory Road
>removed Seafoam Islands
>removed Power Plant
>neutered Viridian Forest
>neutered Cinnabar
>removed underground paths
>removed old Rocket hideout
>one of the games only exists to shill a movie
>only appeal is revisiting Gen 1
>failed its only appeal by neutering it which left genwunners disappointed
>poor implementations of new features
>completely invalidated by the remakes
>shallow attempt at open world
>only praise is buzzwords parroted by schizos that missed out on Gen 1

Just stop, Johturd. You're nothing more than a cancerous tumor attaching itself to West Kanto and Gen 1.
Oh you're just like a /vp/ regular, I even think this is a copypasta with how potent this bait would be.
Ok well the manga is more just red and blue with a more flushed out story, and their talking meowth is cannon they even explain why he can talk.
Nothing in the anime is canon I was just using that as an example, even if he's my favorite character.
 
Oh you're just like a /vp/ regular, I even think this is a copypasta with how potent this bait would be.

Nothing in the anime is canon I was just using that as an example, even if he's my favorite character.
They're foresure cannon. They don't follow the exact story of the games, because they're not the same person. Ash is going around on different adventures while the game stories are happening.
 
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