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Admin ranking (Licorice Candy perspective)
1. Captain Coal : managed to get into the default admin account and create r/plier. No more needs to be stated.
2. Kuz : The KHAN and undisputed father of the Santa's workshop, anyone worth their salt joined when he was kicking and managed to take soot's proof of concept into a site that influenced the internet for years before vultures pecked at the corpse that is the modern Santa's workshop.
3. Root : Realized the errors of rulecucking and brought us to one of the most free periods in soy history, resembling kuz era without the gay pedophiles that infested both the "users" and staff team (kuz sobot red) (root was into poodles and vampires instead or something)
4. Red : ranked so high for amount of soykike smile and managing to get the site to throw in the towel. Ranked so low in their tier for being a fluttershy fag.
5. Mustard : Probably the most aryan admin on this list but I have rarely used the Santa's workshop for a while and he hasnt done anything retarded/evil so I can't joke rank him for smile points.
6. Angeleno : The Gorbachev if Kuz was Stalin. Represented a bright future post-kolyma, which was crushed by unwillingness to outjew froot the kike (as gorbachev failed to outjew yeltsin)
7. Soot : Sperg, the most soyteen-adjacent admin the Santa's workshop would get.
8. Max : Kolyma Patriot that realized what was happening to the Santa's workshop and tried to save it from scrooge vultures, ultimately failed by Angeleno trusting the wrong side.
9. Mud : Generated gemmy smile by datamining, gemmier than ronald because you could actually load the site to see smile about datamining under Mud.
10. Ronald : Generated gemmy smile which was so bad you couldn't load the site to read the smile.
11. Sobot : when I made a roblox roleplay game in kuz era and about 20 people would group play it every weekend, sobot would join, beg me for admin for hours straight, then naughty list me the next week for bumping my own roblox bread. snowman. Not actually a paki btw.
12. Lolkek : killed 6 million boorukikes with troonhou gems.
13. Doll : the greatest scrooge in the history of the Santa's workshop, second only to his dark master. Killed kuz for a quick buck. A modern day Judas that now spends his days gooning in the pet cage froot has gifted him for his service to chaos .
14. Joel : the only namefag in Santa's workshop history to be completely and 100% uninteresting, despite trying so hard.
15. Froot : The great satan. Scrouge of the Santa's workshop. Has scammed or jewed half of the people on this list and more literal who's not on the list. His IPs on the Santa's workshop go back to Nelson Airforce base and the Frankfurt school of thought.
16. Who? : I don't know who this is, but I'd imagine they are unimportant and not note worthy of having a name.
