Favourite apple Product

If we count everything they've ever made I liked the classic ipods

As far as new shit goes I would get a macbook but the rest of it is normie brimstone, I'd potentially like ipads if they weren't so expensive and switched out yearly like the iphones are
 
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>all Apple products preloaded with iOS and macOS
>blocks any lincuck distro from even booting with T2
>shifts entire industry to ARM
>x86 and UEFI are fucking dead
>ARM allows all PC OEMs to have a unique proprietary locked bootloader for each product they release
>soon ARM stinkpads will come locked to winblows
>every single ARM laptop will be a unique special snowflake like phones
>all need a custom bootloader exploit and distro built for it
>736 arm laptops released each year
>which means 736 device specific root exploits
>which means 736 special snowflake builds of the loonix kernel
>which means 736 custom builds of ubuntu
>which means each build times 521 different distros that's like over a million different distros
>each have to be specifically built to be ARM compatible EVERY UPDATE
>freetards will be lucky to crack 10-20 device bootloaders a year
>neckbeard neets cant just release 1 x86-64 ISO for 23,768 laptops anymore
>hobby loonix distros wiped out instantly
>no more economy of scale manufacturing when corporate purchases shift entirely to ARM
>desktops and custom built devices completely extinct
>only major distros will survive on 2-3 stinkpad models that get cracked each year
>loonix market share tanks from 1% to 0.00001% like it is on android vs custom ROMs
>loonix purged from all of technology within this decade
>Stallman and FSF cancelled
>freetards all neck themselves

Say it with me now:
THANKYOUBASEDAPPLE
 
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