Discussion Favorite subvariant?

[NiggerRigger]

Soylita is unironically the most aesthetically well-designed soyjak variant. It's a very cute character. It's just a shame that pedophiles immediately co-opted it, thanks primarily to the variant's pedophilic name that essentially doomed it from the start.

i'm a fat fuck
and i love my computer
i chat with teens
and i smell like wizard powder

i pretend i'm a teen
but i'm 48
they send me their pictures
and it's time to masturbate

i have no friends
but online i have many
all of them are teens
and all of them are me

i talk to myself
and i weave my web
and wait for the teens
to add me as a friend

so many others
are just like me
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

kiss wife goodnight
lock door to my room
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

i can't help myself
as i stare at the box
chatting with the teens
as i play with my cock

they tell me all their secrets
and their teenage fantasies
sometimes we use mail
to exchange favorite panties

i'm old enough to be
their own father
the teens get me
so hot and bothered

good thing the chatrooms
have anonymity
it makes being a pedophile
just so easy

so many others
are just like me
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

kiss wife goodnight
lock door to my room
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

 

[NiggerRigger]

yeah i'm white
but i act like i'm black
my parents are rich
and they got my back
i got some tattoos
and yeah they're lame
i'm dead serious
when i play my pool game
mr speedo
poppin' some wood
i'm your banana buddy
i'm your dude
shaved my balls
so they'll slip and slide
in a psychological closet
i hide

i got my penis pierced
i didn't tell you?
oh man, i can't believe
i didn't tell you
i buy expensive clothes
designed to look street
i look like i'm from the hood
but my childhood was sweet

 

[Gem Control]

i'm a fat fuck
and i love my computer
i chat with teens
and i smell like wizard powder

i pretend i'm a teen
but i'm 48
they send me their pictures
and it's time to masturbate

i have no friends
but online i have many
all of them are teens
and all of them are me

i talk to myself
and i weave my web
and wait for the teens
to add me as a friend

so many others
are just like me
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

kiss wife goodnight
lock door to my room
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

i can't help myself
as i stare at the box
chatting with the teens
as i play with my cock

they tell me all their secrets
and their teenage fantasies
sometimes we use mail
to exchange favorite panties

i'm old enough to be
their own father
the teens get me
so hot and bothered

good thing the chatrooms
have anonymity
it makes being a pedophile
just so easy

so many others
are just like me
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

kiss wife goodnight
lock door to my room
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

The rhyming is crazy

 

[NiggerRigger]

The rhyming is crazy

people are fucked and they deserve to die
i'm way fucking past eye for an eye
they follow the leader, some worthless rich fuck
blow out his brains before he can duck

yeah that's right mk chucky cheese
pop that rockefeller's cap back
put 'em down into the ground, you tell 'em boyee

behead your boss

poison the beer at all the bars
strap bombs underneath the police cars
fuck 'em all until they're cold and dead
shoot the president in the fucking head

ha ha that's right chucky cheese
blow his bitch brains out on live tv boyee
that'll be the day my man

comin' soon to imax

put aids in all vaccinations
and drop plutonium on all the nations
string 'em up with some good strong rope
draw and quarter the cock suckin' pope

that pope loves sucking cock
don't he? mk chucky cheese
all day, all night
he's swallowing every drop he can get

that fucking bitch

kill the leaders, the new tv show
electrofuckincute every ceo
do it now before it gets any lamer
put every cop in a fuckin' gas chamber

yo, crank it up
watch those pigs crying turning blue
acting like a bunch of babies
and we're laughing aren't we?

we're the laugh track

set on fire every worthless preacher
and lobotomize every lying teacher
kill the leaders until they twitch
get my shovel, let's put 'em in a ditch

we'll be diggin' all night
the biggest hole you ever saw
and we'll stuff all the rich into it

and pour on some cement

 

[alonso]

Nathaniel

 

[Gem Control]

Nathaniel

Losers post babyjaks
MEN post deformed and colorjaks

 

[NameFag Never Broke Again]

Uncjak and caseohjak won doebeit

 

[JackMan]

HWABAG

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

ishish

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Mine is Doctos

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[NiggerRigger]

Same answer.

Pope Rape Pope

here he comes just like an ape
his hat is off it's time to rape
his cock is hard and it's poking out
the boys line up to suck his spout
now it's time for the roman feast
pope rams it in he's a fucking beast
hot rod pounding anal probe
asshole blood gets on his robe
first boy's down now 5 to go
now the pope he wants a blow
doesn't look like it will fit
the papal guard lubes the pope with spit
now the pope is fuckin' rocking
his cock takes turns and the boys keep sucking
he grabs a boy and breaks his spine
and makes the boy do an auto six nine
he's getting tired and feeling feeble
so he gets out the heroin needle
then in comes the other pope
he caught wind of the papal grope
he drops his robe and the boys scream
ignoring them he applies vaseline
now the popes old cocks are flying
the first boy now seems to be dying
that's ok the popes get harder
they jerk each other into a fervor
remaining boys get tossed aside
as pope on pope penis slide inside
each pope has cock in his ass
the papal circle has come to pass
they fuck and jerk with hate and anger
now pope rape pope is getting stronger
you can see the cock-pain in their eyes
but they won't stop until one of them dies
pope rape pope there is no jokin'
now some ribs are getting broken
they bite each other like rabid dogs
which one wins is the pope rape god
they lock together tight as a vise
their squeaking assholes attract some mice
the rodents stare then begin feeding
pope anal blood is constantly bleeding
now they fuck just like a machine
the papal guards are turning green
their assholes still makin' that squeaking
just like back when he became a deacon
one of their cocks has broken off
but he ain't stopping no matter the cost
his papal stump is pounding away
while the other popes cock eroded away
their cock pulp thrusts what is just scab
they twist and pull and jerk and stab
then suddenly they lose their breath
looks like the popes have bled to death

 

[NiggerRigger]

Pope Rape Pope

here he comes just like an ape
his hat is off it's time to rape
his cock is hard and it's poking out
the boys line up to suck his spout
now it's time for the roman feast
pope rams it in he's a fucking beast
hot rod pounding anal probe
asshole blood gets on his robe
first boy's down now 5 to go
now the pope he wants a blow
doesn't look like it will fit
the papal guard lubes the pope with spit
now the pope is fuckin' rocking
his cock takes turns and the boys keep sucking
he grabs a boy and breaks his spine
and makes the boy do an auto six nine
he's getting tired and feeling feeble
so he gets out the heroin needle
then in comes the other pope
he caught wind of the papal grope
he drops his robe and the boys scream
ignoring them he applies vaseline
now the popes old cocks are flying
the first boy now seems to be dying
that's ok the popes get harder
they jerk each other into a fervor
remaining boys get tossed aside
as pope on pope penis slide inside
each pope has cock in his ass
the papal circle has come to pass
they fuck and jerk with hate and anger
now pope rape pope is getting stronger
you can see the cock-pain in their eyes
but they won't stop until one of them dies
pope rape pope there is no jokin'
now some ribs are getting broken
they bite each other like rabid dogs
which one wins is the pope rape god
they lock together tight as a vise
their squeaking assholes attract some mice
the rodents stare then begin feeding
pope anal blood is constantly bleeding
now they fuck just like a machine
the papal guards are turning green
their assholes still makin' that squeaking
just like back when he became a deacon
one of their cocks has broken off
but he ain't stopping no matter the cost
his papal stump is pounding away
while the other popes cock eroded away
their cock pulp thrusts what is just scab
they twist and pull and jerk and stab
then suddenly they lose their breath
looks like the popes have bled to death

@Steve

 

[Stockstall]

Soyince lover/hater

 

[MeursaultLE]

@Steve

what was his plan?

 

[X Immigrant]

Subvariant of all time has to be Neutralplier.