Do you own any “smart” devices?

[Konata]

Outside of the usual smartphone, I mean stuff like smart fridges, smart toasters, smart toothbrush, smart doorbells, smart lightbulbs. I can’t imagine anybody would actually fall for that stuff.

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

I have a samsung microwave if that counts

 

[ArmaLite]

Already posted my (((Smart clock))) but I also have a jewgle home mini that's been sitting in a drawer for years.
The clock I mentioned is pretty neat since it's basically just an Android tablet in a weird form factor. You can "hack" it and install whatever you want. The process takes about 30 minutes.

 

[halflife2beta]

I own the consul mandated brainchip

 

[Konata]

I own the consul mandated brainchip

Wholesome!

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Outside of the usual smartphone, I mean stuff like smart fridges, smart toasters, smart toothbrush, smart doorbells, smart lightbulbs. I can’t imagine anybody would actually fall for that stuff.

This reminds me of a comic I made when I was 13. I might remake it. Might.

 

[TeeRanney]

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wholesome

 

[Soyteen Liker]

wholesome

 

[TeeRanney]

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[lifesucksthenyoudie]

My parents own a Ring doorbell and a bunch of useless Alexa devices

 

[Konata]

My parents own a Ring doorbell and a bunch of useless Alexa devices

At least they're being good goyim and helping the US government create a surveillance state.

 

[Bastard]

No, all my devices are retards

 

[irl_colorjak]

no because my parents believe that they are useless
my dad doesn't even own a smart phone. he has a brick phone.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

No because I am a computer science major.

 

[Satoko]

Outside of the usual smartphone, I mean stuff like smart fridges, smart toasters, smart toothbrush, smart doorbells, smart lightbulbs. I can’t imagine anybody would actually fall for that stuff.

Are you smart?

 

[Circle88]

Proprietary kikeware garbage

 

[AshkeNazi]

Are goyim considered "smart?"

 

[MoonMetropolis]

No. I don't even have a phone.

 

[basil]

every fridge is a smart fridge if you live in a first world country now-a-days, however the other stuff like lights, toasters, and salt-shakers are a little bit more niche.

No. I don't even have a phone.

i feel like you didn’t make that decision yourself, honey.

 

[MoonMetropolis]

i feel like you didn’t make that decision yourself, honey.

Yes, actually, I did. Numerous people (including the government people watching me) want me to get a phone. I adamantly refuse to.