Discussion Do you guys have any gegbvlls at your school or when you went to school?

[greg]

There’s a couple at my school. There’s this kid who has an among us backpack, squeaker voice, full sprints to class so he’s constantly tripping and bumping into people, I eat lunch where he also eats and he’s extremely loud and annoying. Another one is this super fat brapper who has a shitty dyed sidepart and smells like utter shit, he carries around a 1L Mountain Dew at all times. There’s this other one who’s kind of the most likeable of the bunch, he’s still pretty loud, but not that bad, he knows a surprising amount of information about guns and shit so that’s pretty cool, he hangs out with SJW Chris Griffin.

 

[dino]

Sounds kind of chuddy until you mention atheism

at some point it stops being chuddy and it becomes annoying


0 reading comprehension award

 

[Twostripe]

I had a guy in my classes that was dropped as a child on got cerebral palsy. He walked like a zombie, talked like a retard and was more interested in games on his phone than in anything else. I think his only friends was the quiet kid from the front row desks that was a picture perfect representation of an incel. He wasn't good in anything at school, had bad grades, but apart from that he just... existed. Nobody really bullied him, apart from rare occasions, people just stayed away from him because he was a creepy cripple. Although I feel bad for him, all of his problems weren't his fault in any way, life just dealt him a bad hand, he could be a decent guy in another life. You can only imagine. I actually saw him on the street just recently, he noticed me and said hi, I said hi back. He's in the same college as I am (somehow) and as far as I can see he's still a pity loner. Pretty sad.

Oh, I remember a funny one. There was a guy in elementary that was probably our version of braptoko. He was one of the tallest people back then, somewhere on part with me, but also was a walking pile of lard. He always was sweating and smelled like shit. He was also a complete retard in class, at any question he'd either be silent or say the most stupid shit ever. He also liked to just talk about random shit in class, often also insulting teachers. It got to the point where one of them grabbed him by the head, grabbed a pair of scissors in the other and threatened to cut his tongue out (I'm not bullshitting btw this is the my most clear memory about this guy). Despite his size he was shit at fighting so we regularly beat his ass with the boys for the lulz. That's pretty much it.

 

[1844 or Something]

This absolute sperg used to hug his books to his chest and then sprint from study hall to the lunch room. I had study hall with him one year, so i got to witness the blast off.
We also had this funny junky that we'd all laugh at (sad, he was a cool guy before the drugs). He got arrested right before graduation.
There was also this giga troon. This was maybe 2016, but it wasn't just some dude in girl clothes, it was a full on medicated troon. At 16...
Then there were furries

 

[1844 or Something]

Oh, in elementary school this fat kid with a rat-tail used to drop his pants all the way at the urinal and dance. Had another tard kid that used to piss in the hallways.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

There’s a couple at my school. There’s this kid who has an among us backpack, squeaker voice, full sprints to class so he’s constantly tripping and bumping into people, I eat lunch where he also eats and he’s extremely loud and annoying. Another one is this super fat brapper who has a shitty dyed sidepart and smells like utter shit, he carries around a 1L Mountain Dew at all times. There’s this other one who’s kind of the most likeable of the bunch, he’s still pretty loud, but not that bad, he knows a surprising amount of information about guns and shit so that’s pretty cool, he hangs out with SJW Chris Griffin.

all are me

 

[Stockstall]

I know that one dude who everyone despises with full nature despite not doing anything, he is also a shemmycuck and a neutralnigger, i had a lot of gegbvlls when i was still in the school, sadly there is not too many in college

 

[Chimperator]

this nigger who used to attend to my class who was the stereotypical movie nerd, wouldnt shut the fuck up about his ww2 shit, would unironically listen to classical music on class, would constantly argue with the teachers about why atheism le good christian bad, and unironically brought the constitution and started reading it on class.
every single one of his presentations would last 15 minutes minimum.
it sounds completely fake but its fucking real, he even had the voice and the glasses, bro was a literal npc

Sir this is a lolcow thread not gigachad's origin story.

 

[ukrainian_chad]

there were 2 main gangs where everyone in the 1st would be picked by everyone in the second

 

[baqqrih]

There's an excerpt I wrote on chuds.life about a fellow in my algebra class that I'll paste here:
>There’s this one curly-haired skinny guy in my algebra class who broke up with his girlfriend of four months because he had spent so much time playing “OG Fortnite” after its release instead of talking to her to the point of where she finally had enough of it, since apparently it was all he could ever think about. He was really ecstatic during our final exam yesterday, too, and when I asked him why he had such a big smile, he told me about the Skibidi-Fortnite collaboration news. After the exam, I looked over at his laptop and he was just motionlessly staring at the Fortnite website’s page for the Skibidi Toilet cosmetic pack.

 

[Chimperator]

There's an excerpt I wrote on chuds.life about a fellow in my algebra class that I'll paste here:
>There’s this one curly-haired skinny guy in my algebra class who broke up with his girlfriend of four months because he had spent so much time playing “OG Fortnite” after its release instead of talking to her to the point of where she finally had enough of it, since apparently it was all he could ever think about. He was really ecstatic during our final exam yesterday, too, and when I asked him why he had such a big smile, he told me about the Skibidi-Fortnite collaboration news. After the exam, I looked over at his laptop and he was just motionlessly staring at the Fortnite website’s page for the Skibidi Toilet cosmetic pack.

Nigga you can't just dox me like that.

 

[ukrainian_chad]

There's an excerpt I wrote on chuds.life about a fellow in my algebra class that I'll paste here:
>There’s this one curly-haired skinny guy in my algebra class who broke up with his girlfriend of four months because he had spent so much time playing “OG Fortnite” after its release instead of talking to her to the point of where she finally had enough of it, since apparently it was all he could ever think about. He was really ecstatic during our final exam yesterday, too, and when I asked him why he had such a big smile, he told me about the Skibidi-Fortnite collaboration news. After the exam, I looked over at his laptop and he was just motionlessly staring at the Fortnite website’s page for the Skibidi Toilet cosmetic pack.

gigachad origin story

 

[anthony]

Atheism was the “chud” stance on religion until people on 4cuck/xitter starter converting to it en masse for being “trad”

i don't care about ledditors or faggots or their history bro the jews will not stop me from being atheist

 

[Pepsilord]

There was an autistic guy with deficient hearing. But he was more annoying than funny.

 

[sоyjak]

In secondary school there was this weird girl. She was generally fucked up, she would cry because she got a bad grade and stuff like that.
The funniest shit she ever managed to pull off is crying because me and my friend were being racist.

 

[greg]

I know that one dude who everyone despises with full nature despite not doing anything, he is also a shemmycuck and a neutralnigger, i had a lot of gegbvlls when i was still in the school, sadly there is not too many in college

Blud had a shemalie at his school only in Ohio

 

[melvin]

There’s a couple at my school. There’s this kid who has an among us backpack, squeaker voice, full sprints to class so he’s constantly tripping and bumping into people, I eat lunch where he also eats and he’s extremely loud and annoying. Another one is this super fat brapper who has a shitty dyed sidepart and smells like utter shit, he carries around a 1L Mountain Dew at all times. There’s this other one who’s kind of the most likeable of the bunch, he’s still pretty loud, but not that bad, he knows a surprising amount of information about guns and shit so that’s pretty cool, he hangs out with SJW Chris Griffin.

I’m sure I do, I just don’t bother them. I just go to my classes, get my work done, leave.

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

I changed schools like 4 times now. I've seen a lot of gegbulls. I'll mention one particular instance that was fucking terrifying
Autistic kid in 9th grade. Calling him a gegbull is hard since he barely did anything, and he barely attended any classes, there would be months where he didn't attend a single day, but whenever he did, something chaotic would always happen. It's worth mentioning as well that his autism was extreme, low-functioning, he could speak, but he could barely do anything else.
I got in a fight with him one day - he was a notorious pervert, there was this scandal with him and another girl where he kept taking pictures of her getting out of the bathroom. I used to have a black friend; said autist would commonly shout racial slurs at him, calling him a monkey etc. I had enough of this and mentioned his incident to him.
He then asked me; "did you tell any of this to the principal?". I said I did, of course I did, he's a fucking pervert. That's when the fight started.
It was very convoluted and I'd rather not spend 5 minutes talking about it here. But, in the end, he got suspended for 2 months, and I ended up with open sores on my mouth (he tried ripping it open) for 2 weeks.
I then left the school. I don't know where he is now.

 

[greg]

I’m sure I do, I just don’t bother them. I just go to my classes, get my work done, leave.

Yeah, I don’t really bother them, I just like documenting them.

 

[melvin]

Yeah, I don’t really bother them, I just like documenting them.

Oh yeah that reminded me, I had some autistic kid in my AP Civics, the first day of school he threatened to kill some guy, he always scratched his head and shit, also the usual, autistic kids running to class. There’s trannies as well, a few of them, I don’t mess with them either because they would easily rat on me for anything. Some pooners, some not, most are tall ass dudes with chisled jaws pretending to be women.

 

[Nusoigoogoo]

I dont have any good stories on this besides the one time when a little girl (probably 3-4th grade) showed up to church with a white furry tail clipped into her skirt i thought it was werid but nothing to be concered about, but after church I saw her outside with a walmart dino mask that was painted and shit and she was holding some paper furry that she controled with her fingers. I dont even know what to say about that shit she is going to fuck up her life