Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! do any of you guys pee on a higher difficulty

[Chvd33p]

If you're circumsized that's impossible to do though

Looks like you don't have one to begin with

 

[SoySpotter]

>MY PISS IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
>TRYING HARD TO HIT THE BOWL
>ALL THE WHILE IM STILL WASTING TIME.

>I CAN DO THIS UNLIKE GIRLS
>OBSTACLES, PISS THROUGH SMALLER HOLES
>I PISS STANDING UP TO BE A BIG BOY

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

>I CAN DO THIS UNLIKE GIRLS
>OBSTACLES, PISS THROUGH SMALLER HOLES
>PISS, STANDING UP TO BE A BIG BOY

>I'M JUST PISSING
>TO KEEP FROM SHITTING

 

[nagolbud]

when you stand up to piss, do you just get too lazy to put the toilet seat up and start peeing with it down.

I pee outside to mark my territory and keep the venomous snakes away..

 

[Terrorbyte]

No, because when I was little I used to do this and my piece of shit brother (can't even call him that, fucking nigger) would keep leaking at me because there would be drops of piss on the seat.

 

[Stockstall]

My toilet is pretty short and whenever i have a boner i need to go outside to hit the bowl.

 

[Sneedson]