Keyed DECEMBER SCHUNGER GAMES

[Thrembolone]

Oneshot is a shit game btw, get rekt lol

Why did you kill me?

 

[Pepsilord]

DAY 1: THE BLOODBATH
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And so it begins! The Bloodbath (or more aptly known as the boringbath last time around) signals the beginning of the games. Already many people are running for the hills and want nothing to do with the killing that may (or may not) occur. Hoot grabs a shield, will it find some use?
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Soyteen Liker wisely grabs a full archery set, while Xiu and FrogKing fight over a mace. There is plenty to go around, no need to start stealing already folks! During the opening scuffles, we've got our first kill! Vivo gets the drop on hackerman, but Joe Biden has the Secret Service execute Vivo! Who would of thought the JOBBER of the site would have been the first one to get btfo'd by his new master, Joe?
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More weaponry is getting grabbed while baqqrih makes a scary face and make Slut4bibisi run for the hills. Stephen is hyped for this month's Schunger Games and is eager to prove it by breaking Blox's nose over a bread basket.
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Some more runners, although people must really want these maces as Steve rips another one out of Mustard's hands. Perhaps that initial kill earlier was a fluke and we are in for another boringbath...
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Oh, nevermind. Turkbull the turkish terrorist throws and IED at Hagon's head and it detonates! Last time Hagon died early as well, and it looks like his bad luck streak continues! Pepsilord arms himself for the fights to come as well.​

Sais? I think you got the wrong character blud

 

[Retarded_FAG]

How were the contestants picked

 

[1844 or Something]

JORDANIAN_JIHQDIST... SQQN...

TRVST THE PLQN

>mysterious sponser
It was @MoonMetropolis back to his old ways

 

[8doe]

>mysterious sponser
It was @MoonMetropolis back to his old ways

@MoonMetropolis the Muslim community appreciates your generous ""fertilizer"" donation

 

[Joe Biden]

Why did you kill me?

>Koalyma
Yup, issa Putler spygent

 

[Stockstall]

DNB award

 

[Stephen]

DNB award

ANB sqqn

 

[Itransheartblox]

NIGHT 1
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Starbing and Adventures find their way quickly to a comfy spot on the ground, while Jordanian unsurprisingly receives an explosive from an (((unknown sponsor))). I wonder who will be the next to get killed by a wild eyed jahooty?
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And we've got some more blood to be spilled! Greg and Turkbull get in an argument and start swinging their fists, but during the scuffle they knock over Gnu's goober peas jar. Gnu doesn't take lightly to this insult and drives an axe through their backs during the fight. Thats not all though folks, as Joe Biden gets his second kill of the day, this time on thrembolone! Turns out the Secret Service is pretty good at killing people! This all occurs as Stephen, oxamrazor, and King Davey sing the Enormous Penis song and compare their sizes between themselves.
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Its time for the mandatory fujoshi hour as Hoot and Iberrhea get real close to each other, hackerman and datamined talk about network vulnerabilitiees, I and Slut hold hands (I am not a gay), and Steve+Slopjak talk about the 'hood.
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Cherek opens his eyes and suddenly its night, HWABAG, Mustard, baqqrih, and Soyteen Liker gossip about the other contestants, Zuse is driven to insanity after murdering that poor japanese boy, and Blox cooks up a fish for dinner.
That concludes day/night 1! Tune in tomorrow for more drama, murder, and heartbreak!​

Doll is gay

 

[Itransheartblox]

NIGHT 1
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Starbing and Adventures find their way quickly to a comfy spot on the ground, while Jordanian unsurprisingly receives an explosive from an (((unknown sponsor))). I wonder who will be the next to get killed by a wild eyed jahooty?
View attachment 85257
And we've got some more blood to be spilled! Greg and Turkbull get in an argument and start swinging their fists, but during the scuffle they knock over Gnu's goober peas jar. Gnu doesn't take lightly to this insult and drives an axe through their backs during the fight. Thats not all though folks, as Joe Biden gets his second kill of the day, this time on thrembolone! Turns out the Secret Service is pretty good at killing people! This all occurs as Stephen, oxamrazor, and King Davey sing the Enormous Penis song and compare their sizes between themselves.
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Its time for the mandatory fujoshi hour as Hoot and Iberrhea get real close to each other, hackerman and datamined talk about network vulnerabilitiees, I and Slut hold hands (I am not a gay), and Steve+Slopjak talk about the 'hood.
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Cherek opens his eyes and suddenly its night, HWABAG, Mustard, baqqrih, and Soyteen Liker gossip about the other contestants, Zuse is driven to insanity after murdering that poor japanese boy, and Blox cooks up a fish for dinner.
That concludes day/night 1! Tune in tomorrow for more drama, murder, and heartbreak!​

>Cooking fish

 

[greg]

I’m team @kingdavey

 

[Itransheartblox]

It implies Doll has a bibisea

S4BBC is going to cuck her with steve

 

[Itransheartblox]

Doll you hardworking aryan

 

[greg]

I come back alive and kill everyone and ban any anti indian users

 

[Itransheartblox]

DAY 1: THE BLOODBATH
View attachment 85205
And so it begins! The Bloodbath (or more aptly known as the boringbath last time around) signals the beginning of the games. Already many people are running for the hills and want nothing to do with the killing that may (or may not) occur. Hoot grabs a shield, will it find some use?
View attachment 85209
Soyteen Liker wisely grabs a full archery set, while Xiu and FrogKing fight over a mace. There is plenty to go around, no need to start stealing already folks! During the opening scuffles, we've got our first kill! Vivo gets the drop on hackerman, but Joe Biden has the Secret Service execute Vivo! Who would of thought the JOBBER of the site would have been the first one to get btfo'd by his new master, Joe?
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More weaponry is getting grabbed while baqqrih makes a scary face and make Slut4bibisi run for the hills. Stephen is hyped for this month's Schunger Games and is eager to prove it by breaking Blox's nose over a bread basket.
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Some more runners, although people must really want these maces as Steve rips another one out of Mustard's hands. Perhaps that initial kill earlier was a fluke and we are in for another boringbath...
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Oh, nevermind. Turkbull the turkish terrorist throws and IED at Hagon's head and it detonates! Last time Hagon died early as well, and it looks like his bad luck streak continues! Pepsilord arms himself for the fights to come as well.​

Obsessed @Stephen 'cord woke up

 

[Iberius]

who tf is Hoot

 

[greg]

who tf is Hoot

Your new bvll.

 

[kingdavey]

I’m team @kingdavey

Bro I will win bro

 

[X Immigrant]

I don't care who wins I just need baqqrih to lose.

 

[Iberius]

>NUFIG DOESN'T KNOW THE ROOT IMPOSTER
KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

ummmmmm shut up?