Keyed DECEMBER SCHUNGER GAMES

[Stephen]

DAY 1
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Not wasting any time, Pepsilord gets with Mustard and they form a plan to drown X Immigrant. While X is staring at the pretty fishies in the water, they both push him in and X Immigrant drowns! What a shame, he just turned 16 you guys! Thrembolone notices a dead body in the water later that day whilst fishing, and decides to fish in a different spot.
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Skibidi overhears a planning session with Joe and Meursault and decides to stay hidden. Starbing sees the fires lit by Slopjak, Liker, Turk, and King Davey, deciding to stay still and pray they didn't hear him. And another eavesdropping happens when Blox sees the two Janny Election candidates reminiscing about how Steve managed to win.
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Xiu sterotypically finds a comfortable spot under a palm tree and has himself a nice siesta. Another hunting party forms while Iberrhea makes a goon shack. The muslims are getting angsty today as Jordanian Patriot comes to blows with DonaldMcDonald, but he just can't seem to catch him. HWABAG beats the shit out of Cherek, and is satisfied with just the joy of victory and leaves him to die. Cherek gets up and stumbles off, thankful for the opportunity to run.
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Something similar happens between Adventures and FrogKing while oxam, overcome by the days events, begs for death from datamined. Seeing a soyteen in such distress bothers datamined, and he tells oxam to keep living. Zuse, eager to prove himself, he picks a fight with NigKillerTojo and crushes his skull! What horror! How will the master race be avenged without him!
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Day one has come to a close, and now we will proceed to night 1...​

Forgot to bold the Jap’s name award
also
GGEEEEEEEEEGGGGGG

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

GET FUUUUUCKEEEEEEDDE

 

[Sneeder]

@DOLL (93%) does the first person to die at least get a prize for being the first one to die

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

@DOLL (93%) does the first person to die at least get a prize for being the first one to die

no, you're not getting anything you selfish fuck

 

[Thrembolone]

@DOLL (93%) does the first person to die at least get a prize for being the first one to die

 

[jimbo]

You still died first. Tojo won
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nigga i do not care if i’m going down he’s going down too

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

nigga i do not care if i’m going down he’s going down too

Typical brown moment; tries to bring normal people down to their level after they get exposed for being weak

 

[Sneeder]

@DOLL (93%) does the first person to die at least get a prize for being the first one to die

Blud wants a prize for being the weakest nigga and biggest failure.

 

[8doe]

nigga i do not care if i’m going down he’s going down too

 

[jimbo]

weakesrs

holy ESL

 

[jimbo]

@NigKiller_Tojo why’d you stop talking BITCH

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

@NigKiller_Tojo why’d you stop talking BITCH

He's just unbothered like that

 

[Stockstall]

@NigKiller_Tojo why’d you stop talking BITCH

He is so unbothered, moved on just like that! You should learn from him.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

holy ESL

He speak good english señor, you do not communicate like human, saar

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

@NigKiller_Tojo why’d you stop talking BITCH

still doesn't change the fact that you are the biggest loser and someone who will ban you hopefully permanently will win

 

[1844 or Something]

@NigKiller_Tojo why’d you stop talking BITCH

He's dead leave him alone

 

[jimbo]

He does not need to waste his breath on A LOSER LIKE YOU KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK FIRST PLACE LOSER KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKKEKREWHW$REJHW$EKEKEGFKEWRFEK EKKEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEGKEKEKEKEKE

it waas rigged dude clearly doll did some trickery to get me to die first

 

[jimbo]

still doesn't change the fact that you are the biggest loser and someone who will ban you hopefully permanently will win

nigga i hope they ban YOU faggot you need to take a break from this website

 

[Thrembolone]

it waas rigged dude clearly doll did some trickery to get me to die first

just let it go bruh... its over

 

[1844 or Something]

it waas rigged dude clearly doll did some trickery to get me to die first

RNG albeit.
If he really wanted to fuck you over he'd make sure you lived long enough to have hope