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[8doe]

gmod is for homosexuals and mentally stunted 20 year olds.

Perfect for the Schlog thougheverbeit since 90% of users fit those descriptions

 

[Fagon]

Yes Hagon, but that's gonna have to wait until after I make the Half Life Source deathmatch server.

What about the half-life 2 deahtmatch server doe.

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

There's literally no game in gmod, all you can do is dick around which gets boring after 5 minutes. Its better to play games with actual mechanics and objectives.

I'm sorry but you're just not creative enough to enjoy the full capacity of gmod

 

[jimbo]

Yes Hagon, but that's gonna have to wait until after I make the Half Life Source deathmatch server.

i seriously can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic because you have like no sense of nuance

 

[Steve]

Perfect for the Schlog thougheverbeit since 90% of users fit those descriptions

There's only been like 3 gay shlogaryans and there aren't too many 20 year olds.

What about the half-life 2 deahtmatch server doe.

SQQN

I'm sorry but you're just not creative enough to enjoy the full capacity of gmod

I think you're just a troglodyte and like smashing rocks together for fun.

 

[jimbo]

3 gay shlogaryans

margepill me

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

I think you're just a troglodyte and like smashing rocks together for fun.

Not knowing the right mods to pick can ruin somebody's experience with gmod. I just think you didn't find the right mods and as a result you didn't get to explore the true opportunities the game has

 

[jimbo]

Not knowing the right mods to pick can ruin somebody's experience with gmod. I just think you didn't find the right mods and as a result you didn't get to explore the true opportunities the game has

tbh even with the right mods it gets pretty boring and repeated sessions just aren’t that fun

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

tbh even with the right mods it gets pretty boring and repeated sessions just aren’t that fun

Fuck this shit none of you are creative enough to appreciate gmod. I'll go back to making big black dildos and you can spend your time seething over everybody on CSS

 

[jimbo]

Fuck this shit none of you are creative enough to appreciate gmod. I'll go back to making big black dildos and you can spend your time seething over everybody on CSS

the only negative thing i have to say about css is that the server we play on is rulecucked to high heaven

 

[sоyjak]

There's literally no game in gmod, all you can do is dick around which gets boring after 5 minutes. Its better to play games with actual mechanics and objectives.

>ttt
>prop hunt
>hide and seek

 

[Fagon]

Not knowing the right mods to pick can ruin somebody's experience with gmod. I just think you didn't find the right mods and as a result you didn't get to explore the true opportunities the game has

I LOVE trying to join a gmod server when it starts downloading mods for 15 minutes

 

[jimbo]

>ttt
>prop hunt
>hide and seek

schlog prop hunt would be nice

I LOVE trying to join a gmod server when it starts downloading mods for 15 minutes

blame your dumpster of a computer

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

I LOVE trying to join a gmod server when it starts downloading mods for 15 minutes

Get a better computer.

 

[Steve]

>ttt
>prop hunt
>hide and seek

>ttt
I can play better forms of TTT on other games.
>prop hunt
I transheart more boring hide and seek.
>hide and seek
Are we five year olds?

I LOVE trying to join a gmod server when it starts downloading mods for 15 minutes

They always make you get 20 gigabytes worth of garbage like anime models and crappy call of duty guns.

 

[sоyjak]

oh no no... I'm starting to think we play css because some schloggers can't run cs2...

 

[jimbo]

I transheart more boring hide and seek.

why are you so stubborn? fucking nigger, just let us have fun

 

[Fagon]

Get a better computer.

Getting a better computer will not make the garbage mods they force you to install twist gmod into a fun game, nice victim blaming buddy.

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

anime models and crappy call of duty guns.

This is only true if you go around searching for RP servers. And if you do RP in gmod you need to kill yourself.

 

[Steve]

oh no no... I'm starting to think we play css because some schloggers can't run cs2...

The real reason why CSS is shlog tradition is because soygoy wanted to make a counter strike server but he hated the changes valve made to CSGO with CS2 so he put it up to a poll on whether to do CSS or CS1.6 and the vote for CSS won in the end. Newfags don't get the lore I understand but its nothing to do with how good people's PCs are.