Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, the Philippine NWO eventually has to comply with the non-Pinoys and becomes a multiculturial melting pot with numerous counter cultures.

I wish my balls would stop sticking to my thighs

 

[encrusting_acro]

Granted, I snip your balls off

I wish I could go on a dive liveaboard in Indonesia

 

[Stephen]

Granted, you get robbed blind both on the way there and back

I wish that Joel of sharty namefag fame would never touch a soysphere website ever again

 

[ILoveVesna]

granted, but this causes xher to force fpe in every mainstream news network

I wish for all cordkikes to be gassed

 

[Stephen]

Granted, millions die across the globe, prompting the normgroids to latch harder onto “millions must die”, causing a gradual ban on chudjaks and soyjaks due to their hateful content worldwide. Also you die at some point

I wish that I could become a F-35 pilot and fight against the Chinese

 

[ILoveVesna]

Granted, you fly to China to kill some chinks but get swarmed by knockoff stealth fighters and die instantly

I wish jollibee is the biggest company on earth

 

[Steve]

Jollibee is now the biggest country on earth which ushers in the Philippine new world order and you become a slave in the chicken slaughterhouses

I wish that I would never have to wait in another line for all my life.

 

[encrusting_acro]

Granted, but your life only lasts three more minutes.

I wish all protniggers would die horrible deaths for being the heretics that they are.

 

[AshkeNazi]

granted, the same applies to all other non-mormons
i wish for world peace

 

[Spas]

Granted, everything is boring now

I wish for a nuclear winter

 

[tanzanite]

granted, but soy fallout fans invent the geck and make earth inhabitable again
i wish @nigger (not root) to go back to drawing xher tranny fat furry porn on deviantart so i mever have to see xher again

 

[Chesnaught]

granted, but xhe tells all of xher fans about this website and they flock to it

I wish for the person below me to get exactly whatever they give me, no loopholes

 

[Spas]

Granted, you got 8 yards of copper wire and a crack pipe

I wish for crack

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, you get one gram of crack and still develop a life runing addiction.

I wish i owned the gravity gun from GMod in real life

 

[tanzanite]

Granted, but its broken and the parts to fix it don't exist
i wish for AFUN to die out with all mutt niggers

 

[encrusting_acro]

Granted, but it's replaced with AFUN (the A stands for Amhara this time), a Habesha Abyssinian Ethnonationalist group.

I wish I didn't have acne

 

[Spas]

Granted, you lose your face in a house fire

I wish zellig got funded

 

[Neutralplier]

Granted, but the quality of the show is terrible and the girls are replaced with guys because they couldn't pay the va's

wish i could have a trans gf whos hot pretty and NO titties

 

[encrusting_acro]

Granted, but she has a really big dick and a deep voice

I wish New Standard Elite would put Submerged on Spotify

 

[GuroGOD]

Granted, but it Will only play after 4 ads about Joe biden presidental campaign

I wish for yandere gf who would love me