Chud confession thread

[Slvt4BIBISI]

I can't fucking sleep anymore knowing that I'm going to have that same fucking dream again. I think this is why I'm spending so much time on this fucking website. My brain knows what's going on but can't message it in a coherent way, so it tries to make me stay awake for as much time as possible so that I can escape these sexual scenariosView attachment 95754

You can have nightmares that scare the shit out of you or ones that jerk you off. I sure know which one I’d pick.

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

You can have nightmares that scare the shit out of you or ones that jerk you off. I sure know which one I’d pick.
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I'm going to be sincere, I have never actually gooned to Soytan before. It's getting late and my grandparents are already asleep, and I have nothing better to do.

 

[Watt]

You can have nightmares that scare the shit out of you or ones that jerk you off. I sure know which one I’d pick.
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Nightmare on elm street: Freaky Friday

 

[Nusoigoogoo]

You can have nightmares that scare the shit out of you or ones that jerk you off. I sure know which one I’d pick.
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choose the latter and train to be a never goon GOD

 

[Retarded_FAG]

idk give me love advice jerry enlighten me

You could try finding a girl that likes you or even loves you and then try talking to her maybe building the relationship and make her fall in love with you

 

[Nusoigoogoo]

I'm going to be sincere, I have never actually gooned to Soytan before. It's getting late and my grandparents are already asleep, and I have nothing better to do.

you live with your grandparents? how is it

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

you live with your grandparents? how is it

I think they're starting to get worried

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

hes being trvthful guys he has a fat fetish

 

[Retarded_FAG]

I can't fucking sleep anymore knowing that I'm going to have that same fucking dream again. I think this is why I'm spending so much time on this fucking website. My brain knows what's going on but can't message it in a coherent way, so it tries to make me stay awake for as much time as possible so that I can escape these sexual scenariosView attachment 95754

Woah dude not sleeping is gonna worsen this you need to sleep besides not sleeping is bad and can cause hallucinations

 

[sodack]

You could try finding a girl that likes you or even loves you and then try talking to her maybe building the relationship and make her fall in love with you

Or you can chain her up in your basement and feed her soggy oatmeal until Stockholm syndrome takes hold

 

[Watt]

I think they're starting to get worried

That they wake you up and you cream all over them because you had some freaky dream

 

[Nusoigoogoo]

I think they're starting to get worried

my friends know about this whole thing and sometimes say shit like "brap" to me

 

[Retarded_FAG]

Or you can chain her up in your basement and feed her soggy oatmeal until Stockholm syndrome takes hold

You could go to prison for trying that

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Just got my 1k Reddit karma award,

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

That they wake you up and you cream all over them because you had some freaky dream

They don't wake me up. They let me sleep in because I'm already out of school. 2 days ago I woke up at 12PM.

 

[sodack]

You could go to prison for trying that

Not if you do it right

 

[sodack]

2 days ago I woke up at 12PM.

I woke up at 4pm today get sleepmogged

 

[Retarded_FAG]

Not if you do it right

you can be caught and its wrong also I'm surprised you suggested that sodack

 

[Nusoigoogoo]

I woke up at 4pm today get sleepmogged

marge

 

[sodack]

you can be caught and its wrong also I'm surprised you suggested that sodack

Well I’m joking obviously