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Chuddy Shloggy (Oompa Loompa Song Parody) Lyrics 1.0

I have nothing personal against anyone here I just thought it was funny and went for the opportunity. Let me know if you have any better ideas for the lyrics.
Chuddy Shloggy, do-ba-dee-doo,
I've got a perfect chuddy for you.
Chuddy Shloggy, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me.

What do you get when you're a gegbull that never posts well?
Guess people see your ban as quite swell.
What are you getting at terribly fool?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it.

Chuddy Shloggy, do-ba-dee-da,
If you're not careless you'll go far.
You will live in Aryan glory too,
Like the chuddy shloggy do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo

('parkles)
Chuddy Shloggy, do-ba-dee-doo,
I've got another chuddy for you.
Chuddy Shloggy, do-ba-da-dee,
If you're wise you'll listen to me.
Islam girlbossing femcellery is fine when it's once in a while.
It stops you from finding an incel autogynephile.
But it's repulsive revolting and wrong.
Obsessed attention seeking all day long.
The way that pork doesn't.
If you're not careless you'll go far.
You will live in Aryan glory too,
Like the chuddy shloggy do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo

(Soggy)
Chuddy Shloggy doompadee doo
I've got another chud for you.
Chuddy Shloggy doompadee dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is an undersocialized sperg
Wounded and offended like a dumb turd?
You know exactly who's to blame:
The internet and it's consequences!
Chuddy Shloggy doompadee da
If you're not careless you will go far
You will live in Aryan glory too
Like the Chuddy Shloggy dompadee do

(ILoveCoals)
Chuddy Shloggy doompadee doo
I've got another chuddy for you
Chuddy Shloggy doompa dah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a little 2D girl?
A hard tiny white penis and a so-called pearl.
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no more posts
Chuddy Shloggy Doompadee Dah
If you're not careless you'll go far
You will live in Aryan glory too
Like the Chuddy
Chuddy Shloggy doompadee do
(dompadee do)
 
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