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>FUCK FICK FUCK FUCK! ANOTHER OBVIOUS BAIT MADE MY CLITTY LEAK FOR THE SEVENTIETH TIME THIS DAY ALONE! I SWEAR ONE MORE BAIT AND I'LL GO BANANAS!
*new bait gets posted*
>AHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK! I KNOW YOU LEFTYPOL FUCKERS ARE BEHIND THIS. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO SUBVERT MY BASED, REDPILLED AND TRAD WEBSITE INTO ANOTHER LEFTIST HELLHOLE, WELL, NO MORE! I'LL GO SHOTO UP YOUR SITE 'S HQ (figuratively, I'll actually just go scream slurs hehe)
*Generic Clittycel number 1858483777995326843 goes to smile to leftypol HQ (which, for the sake of the story, is a physical place)*
>>TAKE THIS *screams the word "nigger* AND THIS *screams the word "faggot"* AND THIS ONE TOO! *screams the word "tranny"*
>>>HAHAHAHAHAHA, IM UNSTOPPABLE, THERES NOTHING YOU LEFTYCOALERS CAN DO TO STOP ME! I AM YOUR GOD! ALL OF YOU ARE SEETHING AFTER WITNESSING MY ARYAN PHYSIQUE AND WHITE ELOQUENCE!
*Meanwhile on the leftypol HQ admin room*
<*Sigh* it seems we have another leaky leakycel sperging in our civilizated, cultured, progressive and high iq discussion facility…
>Unfortunately…
<You know what that means right..?
>Yeah… *pushes down intercom button*
<Gentlemen, unleash Alunya
>>>THE FUCK IS AN ALUNYA? BET THAT IT'S THEIR "DEBATE CHAMPION" OR SOME GAY ASS SHIT! EITHER WAY, NO ONE SHALL STOP MY CRUSADE AGAINST THE LEFTIES THAT KEEP MAKING MY CLITTY LEAK!
*Shuttle door starts opening, with smoke coming from it*
>>>BET THIS FAG WILL RUN AWAY THE MOMENT I YELL A SLUR AT HIM!
*Shuttle door keeps opening slowly but dramatically*
>>>I'LL SELF INSERT AS BUFF CHUDJAK AND HE'LL BE IMMEDIATELY BTFO'D!
*Shuttle door finally opens, with an ominous figure emerging from it*
>Hey dude, could you stop please? You're being lousy and disrespectful
>>>…
>>>HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IS THIS THE BEST YOU GOT LEFTYSHITS? A GIRL? UHHHH, SCARY!
>Dude cmon, be a grown up
>>>BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE LEFTARD CABAL REALLY THOUGHT THIS WOULD SCARE ME! HAHAHAHAHA, OH NO, A MEAN GIRL!
>Dude at least let's have a civilizated discussion about this
>OR WHAT? WHAT YOU GONNA DO DISGUSTING FOI-POOOOOW!
>*Slaps chud* Please learn to be a decent human being and grow up *Returns to the Shuttle door, which slowly starts closing*
>>>>Ow ow ow ow…I'm such a weak manlet that that little slap left me in critical condition…But ive finally felt the warm touch of a woman… Perhaps I should of been a leftist….
>>>>>*Dies of clitty fracture because hot girl alunya's slap made his twp go into overload mode*
Fin.
*new bait gets posted*
>AHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK! I KNOW YOU LEFTYPOL FUCKERS ARE BEHIND THIS. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO SUBVERT MY BASED, REDPILLED AND TRAD WEBSITE INTO ANOTHER LEFTIST HELLHOLE, WELL, NO MORE! I'LL GO SHOTO UP YOUR SITE 'S HQ (figuratively, I'll actually just go scream slurs hehe)
*Generic Clittycel number 1858483777995326843 goes to smile to leftypol HQ (which, for the sake of the story, is a physical place)*
>>TAKE THIS *screams the word "nigger* AND THIS *screams the word "faggot"* AND THIS ONE TOO! *screams the word "tranny"*
>>>HAHAHAHAHAHA, IM UNSTOPPABLE, THERES NOTHING YOU LEFTYCOALERS CAN DO TO STOP ME! I AM YOUR GOD! ALL OF YOU ARE SEETHING AFTER WITNESSING MY ARYAN PHYSIQUE AND WHITE ELOQUENCE!
*Meanwhile on the leftypol HQ admin room*
<*Sigh* it seems we have another leaky leakycel sperging in our civilizated, cultured, progressive and high iq discussion facility…
>Unfortunately…
<You know what that means right..?
>Yeah… *pushes down intercom button*
<Gentlemen, unleash Alunya
>>>THE FUCK IS AN ALUNYA? BET THAT IT'S THEIR "DEBATE CHAMPION" OR SOME GAY ASS SHIT! EITHER WAY, NO ONE SHALL STOP MY CRUSADE AGAINST THE LEFTIES THAT KEEP MAKING MY CLITTY LEAK!
*Shuttle door starts opening, with smoke coming from it*
>>>BET THIS FAG WILL RUN AWAY THE MOMENT I YELL A SLUR AT HIM!
*Shuttle door keeps opening slowly but dramatically*
>>>I'LL SELF INSERT AS BUFF CHUDJAK AND HE'LL BE IMMEDIATELY BTFO'D!
*Shuttle door finally opens, with an ominous figure emerging from it*
>Hey dude, could you stop please? You're being lousy and disrespectful
>>>…
>>>HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IS THIS THE BEST YOU GOT LEFTYSHITS? A GIRL? UHHHH, SCARY!
>Dude cmon, be a grown up
>>>BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE LEFTARD CABAL REALLY THOUGHT THIS WOULD SCARE ME! HAHAHAHAHA, OH NO, A MEAN GIRL!
>Dude at least let's have a civilizated discussion about this
>OR WHAT? WHAT YOU GONNA DO DISGUSTING FOI-POOOOOW!
>*Slaps chud* Please learn to be a decent human being and grow up *Returns to the Shuttle door, which slowly starts closing*
>>>>Ow ow ow ow…I'm such a weak manlet that that little slap left me in critical condition…But ive finally felt the warm touch of a woman… Perhaps I should of been a leftist….
>>>>>*Dies of clitty fracture because hot girl alunya's slap made his twp go into overload mode*
Fin.