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*I have made a couple fan fictions before but here’s the first one I will share*

CHAPTER 1: CHUDDY BEGINNINGS

A boy, specifically a 17 year old boy was browsing /pol/ on 4chan one day, he was very bored and decided to check out /mlp/ as it was his favourite show and wanted to check out the board.

Chud: Jeez.. what even is the discussion on this board? Eh, whatever, it’s not like anything is going to EVER happen…

As chud uttered that sentence, he noticed this faint, but visible blue-ish purple-ish light emanating from his computer, which turned out to be the mirror behind him showing that bizarre, yet inviting light.

Chud: What the… why is my mirror lighting up.. the Jews really are in control of everything I guess..

Suddenly, the mirror starts to suck everything in Chud’s room into the mirror-like portal, which left only Chud in the room, until finally he ends up getting sucked in.
 
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CHAPTER 2: MUST BE JEWISH OPPOSITION

Chud: AHHHHHHHHHGHH *falls on a pillow-like cloud* Ugh…

…: Woah dude! You just fell from the sky! That was so cool! But uhh, are you alright…?

Without Chud realizes where he really is, mutters

Chud: Y-yeah.. I think I’m okay.. I feel kind of w-weird though…

Chud finally starts to get up when he looks around and sees things look bizarre…

Chud: Where am I…

…: Well, you’re in the best city in all of Equestria, Cloudsdale!

Chud: WHAT. You’re joking with me right? I’m on earth right?

…: Uhh I don’t know what you’re talking about dude, maybe I should bring you down to Ponyville since you don’t seem to have wings…

Chud, despite just realizing that an ACTUAL pegasus was talking to him, the pegasus also being Rainbow dash, agrees to get flown down.

Rainbow Dash: So stranger! What’s your name? I wanna know so I could learn to do what you did when I met you.

Chud:*slightly embarrassed* I-it’s Chud…

Rainbow Dash: Good to meet you Chud, hope we could do some exciting things one day! Anyways, here you are, in Ponyville. I suggest you try talking to my best buddy Twilight if you have any issues cause she’s an egghead who could probably help with whatever problem you’re having.
 
greg said:
CHAPTER 2: MUST BE JEWISH OPPOSITION

Chud: AHHHHHHHHHGHH *falls on a pillow-like cloud* Ugh…

…: Woah dude! You just fell from the sky! That was so cool! But uhh, are you alright…?

Without Chud realizes where he really is, mutters

Chud: Y-yeah.. I think I’m okay.. I feel kind of w-weird though…

Chud finally starts to get up when he looks around and sees things look bizarre…

Chud: Where am I…

…: Well, you’re in the best city in all of Equestria, Cloudsdale!

Chud: WHAT. You’re joking with me right? I’m on earth right?

…: Uhh I don’t know what you’re talking about dude, maybe I should bring you down to Ponyville since you don’t seem to have wings…

Chud, despite just realizing that an ACTUAL pegasus was talking to him, the pegasus also being Rainbow dash, agrees to get flown down.

Rainbow Dash: So stranger! What’s your name? I wanna know so I could learn to do what you did when I met you.

Chud:*slightly embarrassed* I-it’s Chud…

Rainbow Dash: Good to meet you Chud, hope we could do some exciting things one day! Anyways, here you are, in Ponyville. I suggest you try talking to my best buddy Twilight if you have any issues cause she’s an egghead who could probably help with whatever problem you’re having.
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greg said:
CHAPTER 2: MUST BE JEWISH OPPOSITION

Chud: AHHHHHHHHHGHH *falls on a pillow-like cloud* Ugh…

…: Woah dude! You just fell from the sky! That was so cool! But uhh, are you alright…?

Without Chud realizes where he really is, mutters

Chud: Y-yeah.. I think I’m okay.. I feel kind of w-weird though…

Chud finally starts to get up when he looks around and sees things look bizarre…

Chud: Where am I…

…: Well, you’re in the best city in all of Equestria, Cloudsdale!

Chud: WHAT. You’re joking with me right? I’m on earth right?

…: Uhh I don’t know what you’re talking about dude, maybe I should bring you down to Ponyville since you don’t seem to have wings…

Chud, despite just realizing that an ACTUAL pegasus was talking to him, the pegasus also being Rainbow dash, agrees to get flown down.

Rainbow Dash: So stranger! What’s your name? I wanna know so I could learn to do what you did when I met you.

Chud:*slightly embarrassed* I-it’s Chud…

Rainbow Dash: Good to meet you Chud, hope we could do some exciting things one day! Anyways, here you are, in Ponyville. I suggest you try talking to my best buddy Twilight if you have any issues cause she’s an egghead who could probably help with whatever problem you’re having.
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Fitting that chud is an earth pony
 
CHAPTER 3: MAGICIAL MEETING

Chud: Alright... I believe this is the address.. Wow I can't believe I'm really here, *In mind I know I said that my biggest dream was to have 20 babies with a Nordic woman but this is WAY better.* Well, here goes nothing... *knocks on door*

Twilight Sparkle: Coming! Who is it? *clip clops like something out of an ASMR can be heard as Twilight nears the door* Oh hello! I don't believe we have met before, do you have anything that you might need to talk with me about?

Chud: Uhh, well... *Chud thinks he SHOULD tell Twilight about the fact that he is or WAS a human that was transported here by a magical mirror similar to the one from Equestria Girls but realizes he kind of wants to explore this world.*

Twilight Sparkle: … You good there? You sorta froze up, sort of like you were thinking really hard about something…

Chud: Uh- W-what? Oh, it’s nothing.. I just came here to uh.. to ask where a new pony should go to first in Ponyville..!

Twilight Sparkle: Oh! Weeeelll…. Maybe you should take a seat, we could discuss good things ponies should do here.. By the way, I noticed you seem to be about the same age as me, but you don’t have a cutie mark, are you a late bloomer?

Chud: No cutie mark.? I don’t think I do actually.. I guess I am a late bloomer, heh heh…

Twilight Sparkle: Hm, I think searching for your passion would be a good first step to do here in Ponyville, I suggest you meet up with my best friends, they could help put you on the right track!

And thus, Chud was off to find his passion.
 
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CHAPTER 4: HARVEST SEASON

Chud decides to take the list Twilight had made for him and decides to check out the first pony on the list which seemed to be at “Sweet Apple Acres”…

Chud: Jeez… this is so much walking… But anyways, looks like I’m here at the farm. I guess this means I am going to talk to Applejack, wow.. This is weird… But might as well enjoy my time here so whatever.

Chud checks around the acres to see where Applejack is when suddenly, Chud gets rammed into, leaving him nearly unconscious.

Applejack: Uh oh.. Sorry there partner I didn’t see you.. Want some help up?

Chud: Y-yeah.. thanks. You must be Applejack.

Applejack: Darn tootin I sure am! Who might you be?

Chud: Uh, my name is Chud, but Twilight Sparkle wanted me to meet with you in the hopes of helping me find my passion which in turn give me my cutie mark. Would there be anything on the farm to help me?

Applejack: You don’t have a cutie mark? Well that is odd.. Most colts your age already have their mark but sure! I’ll help you, why don’t you help me harvest the apple trees, I think that would help you at least to get a start on your cutie mark hunt, I doubt it will be your passion but either way, it’s a gosh darn good start!

Unlike in the Human world, Chud does have about the adequate strength as all the other members of his gender so he finds harvesting, while a bit difficult, also a somewhat fun task especially with company.

Applejack: So, uh Chud it is? Where do you come from? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you around Ponyville or even around Equestria.

Chud: *In mind, I can’t tell her that I come from earth, maybe I should just lie… hopefully she believes me.* I uh, come from Manehatten, though I came here for some quiet due to how crime ridden it is over there..

Applejack: Oh really? My cousins live there but I did hear it was quite rowdy on that part. Well anyways, I’m glad you did end up travelling here! I sure did need the help with the harvest, especially with all the other ponies busy already.

Chud: Oh um it’s okay, doesn’t seem like I got my cutie mark from that work though.

Applejack: That’s what I reckoned, well anywho, thanks for the help. And if you need more help with your cutie mark, just stop by!

Chud: Alright I will! *walks back to the trail* time for the next pony on the list..
 
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CHAPTER 4: TRADCATH FARMING

Chud decides to take the list Twilight had made for him and decides to check out the first pony on the list which seemed to be at “Sweet Apple Acres”…

Chud: Jeez… this is so much walking… But anyways, looks like I’m here at the farm. I guess this means I am going to talk to Applejack, wow.. This is weird… But might as well enjoy my time here so whatever.

Chud checks around the acres to see where Applejack is when suddenly, Chud gets rammed into, leaving him nearly unconscious.

Applejack: Uh oh.. Sorry there partner I didn’t see you.. Want some help up?

Chud: Y-yeah.. thanks. You must be Applejack.

Applejack: Darn tootin I sure am! Who might you be?

Chud: Uh, my name is Chud, but Twilight Sparkle wanted me to meet with you in the hopes of helping me find my passion which in turn give me my cutie mark. Would there be anything on the farm to help me?

Applejack: You don’t have a cutie mark? Well that is odd.. Most colts your age already have their mark but sure! I’ll help you, why don’t you help me harvest the apple trees, I think that would help you at least to get a start on your cutie mark hunt, I doubt it will be your passion but either way, it’s a gosh darn good start!

Unlike in the Human world, Chud does have about the adequate strength as all the other members of his gender so he finds harvesting, while a bit difficult, also a somewhat fun task especially with company.

Applejack: So, uh Chud it is? Where do you come from? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you around Ponyville or even around Equestria.

Chud: *In mind, I can’t tell her that I come from earth, maybe I should just lie… hopefully she believes me.* I uh, come from Manehatten, though I came here for some quiet due to how crime ridden it is over there..

Applejack: Oh really? My cousins live there but I did hear it was quite rowdy on that part. Well anyways, I’m glad you did end up travelling here! I sure did need the help with the harvest, especially with all the other ponies busy already.

Chud: Oh um it’s okay, doesn’t seem like I got my cutie mark from that work though.

Applejack: That’s what I reckoned, well anywho, thanks for the help. And if you need more help with your cutie mark, just stop by!

Chud: Alright I will! *walks back to the trail* time for the next pony on the list..
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