/calm/ Chapter One Of My Spongebob/MLP Fanfiction: The Glitch

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Please let me know if you like it! I worked hard on it.


Spongebob woke up one morning. He was happy as ever. He went to see his best friend. His best friend's name was Patrick Star.

"Hey, Patrick!" exclaimed Spongebob, "Let's go to Sandy's house!"

Spongebob skipped over to Sandy's house with a feminine gait. Patrick walked normally.

"Sandy! What are you doing? I hope you're having fun!" exclaimed Spongebob.

"Oh boy. Spongebob, Patrick, I've been working on living forever! It's very complicated."

"Sandy you're so smart," said Spongebob.

Patrick walked over to Sandy's notes and shoved a blueprint into his mouth. He sucked on it.

"I don't get it. This isn't food," he said.

Sandy laughed. Then she looked serious.

"That's not food. Those were my notes on black holes. I discovered that black holes can stretch someone forever. Then my friend Little Rover will recreate the dead body that will die from the stretching," said Sandy.

"That sounds scary, Sandy! I almost died going to Shell City but that's what makes life worth living," said Spongebob.

"I want to live forever so I can watch every TV show there has ever been," said Patrick.

"Now you get it! If I could live forever, I would make so many advancements. I could even... bring back my family," said Sandy sorrowfully.

"I'm sorry your family is no longer with us," said Spongebob.

"Yeah," said Patrick.

"Aw chucks, I didn't want to get emotional. I will continue explaining the research. Little Rover discovered that the black holes store information. This includes somebody's consciousness. Rover can recreate somebody's consciousness in an immortal body. The immortal body will be spaghettified forever. This ensures that the resident will constantly be stimulated. They will be able to imagine anything forever. Only bottomdwellers can't imagine things."

"Sandy what does being spaghettified mean?" asked Spongebob.

"I think it means you turn into spaghetti," said Patrick.

"Sort of," said Sandy, "Spaghettification is when you are stretched due to the black holes gravity."

"That sounds fun!" said Spongebob.

"That sounds weird. Sandy, I'm scared," said Patrick.

Patrick saw a robot rover that looked like Wall-E moving over near Sandy. It had a big red button on top of it.

"You stupid robot! You're going to turn us into a terrible food! I much prefer Krabby Patties," said Patrick.

Patrick got very angry. He grabbed Spongebob and launched him at the big red button.

"ENGAGING MINIATURE BLACK HOLE" said Rover.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" shouted Sandy.

Spongebob quickly recovered from being thrown.

"We're going to get spaghettified! We're going to get spaghettified! We're going to get spaghettified!" he said, skipping around.

"It's going to kill-" said Sandy. The black hole was then created. In the blink of an eye, it sucked the trio inside. They survived.

"What happened?" asked Spongebob.

"I don't know but I'm glad we're alive," said Patrick.

"It seems that the mini black hole wasn't powerful enough to spaghettify us completely. It just bent spacetime and threw us into a different dimension," said Sandy.

"This place seems so colorful! It makes me happy!" said Spongebob.

Somebody, or somePONY then walked up to the group.

"And what's your name?" asked Spongebob.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle, princess of the Twilight Kingdom," she said.
 
make me and some other schloggers be transported to equestria aswell and make it one of those fanfictions that introduce a shit ton of characters from other franchises

Spongebob and Patrick save Equestria with the help of the schlog
 
Bro where does the pibby glitch come in to this story?
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Thank you for the kind words everyone! I do plan on writing more.
make me and some other schloggers be transported to equestria aswell and make it one of those fanfictions that introduce a shit ton of characters from other franchises

Spongebob and Patrick save Equestria with the help of the schlog
I might do this but I don't know anyone too well yet. Can you describe yourself? And who I should include? Can you describe them too? What if they don't want to be included?
 
Thank you for the kind words everyone! I do plan on writing more.

I might do this but I don't know anyone too well yet. Can you describe yourself? And who I should include? Can you describe them too? What if they don't want to be included?
i am a 6'8 muscular aryan gigachad who loves warhammer 40k and i tolerate ponies but im also a massive sperg that is my one and singular flaw. You should probably ask who wants to be included in the fic and ask them to describe themselves or someting
 
Please let me know if you like it! I worked hard on it.


Spongebob woke up one morning. He was happy as ever. He went to see his best friend. His best friend's name was Patrick Star.

"Hey, Patrick!" exclaimed Spongebob, "Let's go to Sandy's house!"

Spongebob skipped over to Sandy's house with a feminine gait. Patrick walked normally.

"Sandy! What are you doing? I hope you're having fun!" exclaimed Spongebob.

"Oh boy. Spongebob, Patrick, I've been working on living forever! It's very complicated."

"Sandy you're so smart," said Spongebob.

Patrick walked over to Sandy's notes and shoved a blueprint into his mouth. He sucked on it.

"I don't get it. This isn't food," he said.

Sandy laughed. Then she looked serious.

"That's not food. Those were my notes on black holes. I discovered that black holes can stretch someone forever. Then my friend Little Rover will recreate the dead body that will die from the stretching," said Sandy.

"That sounds scary, Sandy! I almost died going to Shell City but that's what makes life worth living," said Spongebob.

"I want to live forever so I can watch every TV show there has ever been," said Patrick.

"Now you get it! If I could live forever, I would make so many advancements. I could even... bring back my family," said Sandy sorrowfully.

"I'm sorry your family is no longer with us," said Spongebob.

"Yeah," said Patrick.

"Aw chucks, I didn't want to get emotional. I will continue explaining the research. Little Rover discovered that the black holes store information. This includes somebody's consciousness. Rover can recreate somebody's consciousness in an immortal body. The immortal body will be spaghettified forever. This ensures that the resident will constantly be stimulated. They will be able to imagine anything forever. Only bottomdwellers can't imagine things."

"Sandy what does being spaghettified mean?" asked Spongebob.

"I think it means you turn into spaghetti," said Patrick.

"Sort of," said Sandy, "Spaghettification is when you are stretched due to the black holes gravity."

"That sounds fun!" said Spongebob.

"That sounds weird. Sandy, I'm scared," said Patrick.

Patrick saw a robot rover that looked like Wall-E moving over near Sandy. It had a big red button on top of it.

"You stupid robot! You're going to turn us into a terrible food! I much prefer Krabby Patties," said Patrick.

Patrick got very angry. He grabbed Spongebob and launched him at the big red button.

"ENGAGING MINIATURE BLACK HOLE" said Rover.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" shouted Sandy.

Spongebob quickly recovered from being thrown.

"We're going to get spaghettified! We're going to get spaghettified! We're going to get spaghettified!" he said, skipping around.

"It's going to kill-" said Sandy. The black hole was then created. In the blink of an eye, it sucked the trio inside. They survived.

"What happened?" asked Spongebob.

"I don't know but I'm glad we're alive," said Patrick.

"It seems that the mini black hole wasn't powerful enough to spaghettify us completely. It just bent spacetime and threw us into a different dimension," said Sandy.

"This place seems so colorful! It makes me happy!" said Spongebob.

Somebody, or somePONY then walked up to the group.

"And what's your name?" asked Spongebob.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle, princess of the Twilight Kingdom," she said.
I love it.
 
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