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Buzzsaw Mutant Toilet vs the 3 evil FPE teachers: Who would win?

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Team Skibidi:
■Buzzsaw Mutant Toilet 1.0:
Loadout:
This version of Buzzsaw mutant has no jetpack, no lazer, no helmet and no extra katana's (unlike Buzzsaw Mutant 4.0 from EP 77) but he does have:
▪︎A Buzzsaw replacing his left hand.
▪︎Human limbs for melee combat.
▪︎Headphones.
▪︎Toilet bowl (prevents uppercut attacks).

Experience/intellegence:
He's a mutant at this point in Skibidi Toilet, meaning he most likely earned these great, experimental upgrades. Since he's also a soilder of war he's most likely ready for combat, especally close meele combat.

Physical qualities:
Body wise, he's as strong as a Large Cameraman, and Large Cameramen are tough. On top of this he also has a strong Skibidi head (Skibidi Toilets can bite very hard and have great durability).
His attacks are probably as fast as you'd expect from a large Cameraman.
He can also pick up a fully grown cameraman with one arm as seen in episode 71.

Height:
Sources vary by a LOT. Since he has a Large Cameraman body some say Large Cameramen are 2.8 or 3 meters claiming that they were buffed to 4-5 meters after episode 68 despite buzzsaw mutant being taller than a post-EP 68 Large Cameraman (as seen in EP 77) so lets say a large Cameraman is 3 meters tall, i'm going by my gut feeling.
3 Meters is 9 ft 8 inches, and since Buzz is taller than a normal Large Cameraman he should be around 3 meters/10 feet tall or more.

Weaknesses:
Might be flushable.
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Team FPE:
■Miss Circle:

Loadout:
▪︎Compass tool with retractable spike (right arm).
▪︎Big claw (left arm).
▪︎2 horns.
▪︎Sharp teeth.

Experience/intellgence:
She kills defenseless children who she doesn't expect to fight back, she doesn't care what way her compass swings as long as it hits the student.

Physical qualities:
She's comfortable with her compass tool and can use it to break down a door and lift a child with one hand. Her teeth are sharp and her bite is powerful enough to rip a whole child in half.

Height:
2.9 meters/9ft 7inch

Weaknesses:
Her compass tool can be defended against by simply grabbing it.
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■Miss Bloomie:

Loadout:
▪︎Oversized boxcutter.
▪︎Pointy legs (sharp kicks).
▪︎Horns.

Experince/intellegence:
Same as Miss Circles except for intellegence, there is a scene where she is chasing a student named Claire, Claire runs into one of the school lockers and Miss Bloomie runs past her right after she hides from her, unlike Miss Circle who knew that Abbie (the student we first saw her eat) was hiding inside a classroom.
TL:DR: Miss Bloomie is dumber than Miss Circle.

Physical qualities:
She's a normal 36 year old woman, however her spiked feet are a great quality. Her legs being tapered to a single point means that if she kicks someone, the force from the legs movement will be concentrated into one point meaning she will be able to stab people with her feet.

Height:
6ft'6in-6ft'11-in/2 meters-2.2meters

Weaknesses:
Can be outsmarted, for example, like when she's chasing you and you turn the corner and hide.
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■Miss Thavel:

Loadout:
▪︎Big claws.
▪︎Horns (they are seen in the animation when she's hunting Claire).

Experince/intellegence:
Same the other teachers but with good reflexes, there's a scene in the animation where Claire throws a book at her, instead of getting hit by it she acts fast and slashes the book in half with one swipe of her claws.

Physical Qualities:
Her claws are strong enough to tear a book in half with one swipe. She can also grow horns out of her head.

Height:
8ft2in/2.5 meters.

Weaknesses:
None that i'd know of.
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Summary:
This fight all boils down to it being 3 mutated teachers who murder children for pleasure versus a skilled Skibidi Toilet who's taller than Miss Circle and has the best weapon.

Buzz's advantages:
•Battle IQ
•Height
•Durability
•Weapons
•Strength
•Dexterity

Teachers advantages:
•Numbers, this provides oppritunities for teamwork strategies.
•Reaction times (but only for Miss Thavel).

The question:
Who would win?
And did i do a good job, @Warrior-Z?
 
Who i'd think would win:
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Here's why:
He's simply that much better compared to the 3 teachers.
Battle IQ? Circle and her henchwomen have never been in a real fight let alone a 3 v 1 deathmatch, Buzz is a warrior.
Weapons? He has an electric buzzsaw whilst Miss Bloomie has what is essentally a big blade and Miss Circle has what is essentally a chunky battering ram with a knife on the end of it.
Strength? Miss Circle, and probably Thavel, can pick up a kid but Buzz can pick up a grown Alliance Agent.
Speed? The teachers have trouble catching up to children, he's most likely faster.
Durability? In episode 77 we was able to survive energy blasts from an Astro Trooper, the teachers wouldn't be able to stand that kind of firepower, plus he's built off of a Large Cameraman and Large Cameramen have survived many kinds of injuries.
Flushing him? They most likely wouldn't be able to reach the handle in time, if they did then i will be suprised (and dissapointed).

If one of the teachers gets hit then they would be stunned for a bit after being hit, they don't experince combat often so they don't have any pain tolerance. If the Buzzsaw mutant gets stabbed he'd be fine if Miss Circle and/or Miss Thavel stabs him but being stabbed by Miss Bloomie's boxcutter would hurt, Large Cameramen have survived impalements though so he wouldn't die, if he gets stabbed in the head by Miss Bloomie it would be fatal but i don't think Miss Bloomie would be able to reach his head anyway.

It being a 3v1 means it would be very difficult though, i belive he'd survive but with many lacerations and brusies on his body.

TL:DR, in my opinion he wins due to his superior skill, stats and weaponry. His difficulty is mid diff and he'd get hurt.
And that's just his 1.0 version. With his upgrades it'd be no match
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>Team Skibidi:
■Buzzsaw Mutant Toilet 1.0:
Loadout:
This version of Buzzsaw mutant has no jetpack, no lazer, no helmet and no extra katana's (unlike Buzzsaw Mutant 4.0 from EP 77) but he does have:
▪︎A Buzzsaw replacing his left hand.
▪︎Human limbs for melee combat.
▪︎Headphones.
▪︎Toilet bowl (prevents uppercut attacks).

Experience/intellegence:
He's a mutant at this point in Skibidi Toilet, meaning he most likely earned these great, experimental upgrades. Since he's also a soilder of war he's most likely ready for combat, especally close meele combat.

Physical qualities:
Body wise, he's as strong as a Large Cameraman, and Large Cameramen are tough. On top of this he also has a strong Skibidi head (Skibidi Toilets can bite very hard and have great durability).
His attacks are probably as fast as you'd expect from a large Cameraman.
He can also pick up a fully grown cameraman with one arm as seen in episode 71.

Height:
Sources vary by a LOT. Since he has a Large Cameraman body some say Large Cameramen are 2.8 or 3 meters claiming that they were buffed to 4-5 meters after episode 68 despite buzzsaw mutant being taller than a post-EP 68 Large Cameraman (as seen in EP 77) so lets say a large Cameraman is 3 meters tall, i'm going by my gut feeling.
3 Meters is 9 ft 8 inches, and since Buzz is taller than a normal Large Cameraman he should be around 3 meters/10 feet tall or more.

Weaknesses:
Might be flushable.
static-assets-upload10085029575085298386-ezgif.com-webp-to-png-converter.png



Team FPE:
■Miss Circle:

Loadout:
▪︎Compass tool with retractable spike (right arm).
▪︎Big claw (left arm).
▪︎2 horns.
▪︎Sharp teeth.

Experience/intellgence:
She kills defenseless children who she doesn't expect to fight back, she doesn't care what way her compass swings as long as it hits the student.

Physical qualities:
She's comfortable with her compass tool and can use it to break down a door and lift a child with one hand. Her teeth are sharp and her bite is powerful enough to rip a whole child in half.

Height:
2.9 meters/9ft 7inch

Weaknesses:
Her compass tool can be defended against by simply grabbing it.
1000003725.png



■Miss Bloomie:

Loadout:
▪︎Oversized boxcutter.
▪︎Pointy legs (sharp kicks).
▪︎Horns.

Experince/intellegence:
Same as Miss Circles except for intellegence, there is a scene where she is chasing a student named Claire, Claire runs into one of the school lockers and Miss Bloomie runs past her right after she hides from her, unlike Miss Circle who knew that Abbie (the student we first saw her eat) was hiding inside a classroom.
TL:DR: Miss Bloomie is dumber than Miss Circle.

Physical qualities:
She's a normal 36 year old woman, however her spiked feet are a great quality. Her legs being tapered to a single point means that if she kicks someone, the force from the legs movement will be concentrated into one point meaning she will be able to stab people with her feet.

Height:
6ft'6in-6ft'11-in/2 meters-2.2meters

Weaknesses:
Can be outsmarted, for example, like when she's chasing you and you turn the corner and hide.
1000001049.png



■Miss Thavel:

Loadout:
▪︎Big claws.
▪︎Horns (they are seen in the animation when she's hunting Claire).

Experince/intellegence:
Same the other teachers but with good reflexes, there's a scene in the animation where Claire throws a book at her, instead of getting hit by it she acts fast and slashes the book in half with one swipe of her claws.

Physical Qualities:
Her claws are strong enough to tear a book in half with one swipe. She can also grow horns out of her head.

Height:
8ft2in/2.5 meters.

Weaknesses:
None that i'd know of.
1000003731.png



Summary:
This fight all boils down to it being 3 mutated teachers who murder children for pleasure versus a skilled Skibidi Toilet who's taller than Miss Circle and has the best weapon.

Buzz's advantages:
•Battle IQ
•Height
•Durability
•Weapons
•Strength
•Dexterity

Teachers advantages:
•Numbers, this provides oppritunities for teamwork strategies.
•Reaction times (but only for Miss Thavel).

The question:
Who would win?
And did i do a good job, @Warrior-Z?
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