Shit No One Cares About Burnt bowling ball and swing state senator Cory Booker has broken the record for the longest congressional speech.

[JimmieCobson]

Bro spent over 24 hours without shitting just to seethe like a johnsoncel over Blormpfth. First elected in 2014, Cory Booker has a reputation as a sanctimonious and overselfindulgent blowhard who is best known for failing during his 2020 presidential campaign, being Bob Menenedez's understudy, sucking off Ketanji Brown Jackson because she was a black womyxn supreme court nominee, having exactly 0 crossover appeal, a lifetime 2% rating by NumbersUSA, a long history of (true) rumors about his homosexuality, and an extremely punchable face.

 

[KingCargo]

KILL EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE.
DIE NIGGER DIE. OBSESSED FAGGOT DIE DIE DIE.

 

[baqqrih]

Aw, I wish Strom would've maintained his record. At least his speech had the purpose of delaying something, so it had a cool story to it, meanwhile this guy just complained for a day, as far as I'm aware.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Spartacus was a gladiator and accomplished military leader who managed to lead a major uprising against the Rome
Cory Booker is just some faggot who clitty leaked against Drvmpf for long long time