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gonna explore some brimstone i found via the front page's 24842783th algorithm slop row that really needs to be on the homepage for some reason
specifically the sponsored games section
upon joining in I see this
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<FNWO MANDATED SPACE
looks like illegal child labor (it's illegal because it's not labor in the Sproke factories)
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<AGARTHAN SPACE
getting 'ockblocked by some "changeling only" door, which i'm pretty sure isn't referring to the changelings from ss13
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however there's nowhere to go outside of this room without joining the grooming cult because exploration is le bad
here's a wall that appears thinner than it actually is, because /e dance2 glitching is le bad because evil snarky snappy hackers use that method (all the other walls are too thick to danceglitch through)
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<FACEBOOK SPACE
i asked for sproke but i got no response, this place sucks
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yeah so there's basically fuck all else to do without joining the cult
there's a face changer but the only faces worth commenting on are the uncanny valley abominations, thankfully none of the "sus r63" brimstone faces
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anyways that concludes my review because i don't have the time to infiltrate a cult thoughever
and I can't get anywhere else because the place is glitchproofed to hell and back
it's over
 
oh yeah here's a screenshot of the group page of the group that shit is for
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>any player can join the hive, to protect the royals and their subjects
there's already way too many invisible walls everywhere
you don't fucking need guards at that point because any outsiders looking to do a little trolling wouldn't be able to due to a little inconvenience called
not being able to fucking leave the spawn room
oh and to no one's surprise they have a 'cord
not gonna bother joining it to take some first impression screenshots because you already know what it's gonna be like
 
gonna investigate the owner of that grooming ring
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why does this remind me of that Divine Sisters cult with the spider infested asylum games and the Gay Jesus margestone
<AGARTHAN SPACE
fucking knew it, also >divine sister cult has an ai slop thumbnail now
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>ponyshit
LEE SAVE US ALL
 
now onto things that aren't as disturbing but still bizzare
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how the fuck is life in paradise still alive
and it's basically fucking unchanged
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<AGARTHAN SPACE
la abominacion
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sidenote, the cars here are likely old enough to drive themselves
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yeah there's nothing of interest here
+1 to post count, yes contribution
 
time for more filler posts because nitpicking about random bullshit is hyperborean or whatever
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shitty AI slop award
just proves that they don't fucking double check what the AI generates, just get something close enough and post it, no editing or curation involved
this group pumps out so many fucking slop tycoons it's not even funny
ctrl c ctrl v
 
i heckin love brainrot cashgrabs made to drain the bank accounts of ipad kids' parents
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least padded out simulator game
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also simulator games are basically all the exact same, especially ones with the newer pet-focused archetype of simulatorslop
>pets which you can equip up to some arbitrary amount of at a time, which are basically your main source of upgrades in pet skinner box hell simulators
>egg dispensers everywhere that give random pets which are guaranteed to be obsolete by the time you can afford the next tier of egg
>egg opening animations take like 10-15 seconds
>buying more than one at a time generally costs robux
>everything has the same generic low poly artstyle loved by unoriginal developers and off-platform corporate faggots trying to steal rightful Robloxian jobs. SMOOTH PLASTIC EVERYWHERE.
>tons of fucking padding, you WILL wear out your mouse just to get past the first few areas
>also usually some kind of click throttling so you can't use an autoclicker effectively
>also the robux to ingame cash rate is extremely low, especially if you realize how little value each point of cash is after the first area
>MANDATORY: limited time offers which make you pay a few hundred robux for some starter pack that claims to give an "OP" pet (actually just equivalent to whatever the highest tier pet is for the starting area(s), it'll near instantly fall off afterwards as you can get eggs for pets of equivalent power without paying robux) and a bunch of temporary bonuses that'll become obsolete within an hour of gameplay
 
What are some good games to play on Roblox nowadays? I used to play a game called Typical Colors 2 (a tf2 clone) on there a lot until i got permabanned for being too chuddy. so idk what to play.
Neighborhood War Remake is pretty cool. It's also a FPS with colored teams like TF2 but I think the similarities between the two end there. The developers seem somewhat chuddy too. e.g. sam hyde and postal references (gemmy game, trannies will never take it from me.)
 
Neighborhood War Remake is pretty cool. It's also a FPS with colored teams like TF2 but I think the similarities between the two end there. The developers seem somewhat chuddy too. e.g. sam hyde and postal references (gemmy game, trannies will never take it from me.)
I think i forgot to mention that one of the developers of Typical Colors is also a tranny, so glad i moved on from it.
 
i heckin love brainrot cashgrabs made to drain the bank accounts of ipad kids' parents
bM9vjN.png


least padded out simulator game
s0bGI6.png

also simulator games are basically all the exact same, especially ones with the newer pet-focused archetype of simulatorslop
>pets which you can equip up to some arbitrary amount of at a time, which are basically your main source of upgrades in pet skinner box hell simulators
>egg dispensers everywhere that give random pets which are guaranteed to be obsolete by the time you can afford the next tier of egg
>egg opening animations take like 10-15 seconds
>buying more than one at a time generally costs robux
>everything has the same generic low poly artstyle loved by unoriginal developers and off-platform corporate faggots trying to steal rightful Robloxian jobs. SMOOTH PLASTIC EVERYWHERE.
>tons of fucking padding, you WILL wear out your mouse just to get past the first few areas
>also usually some kind of click throttling so you can't use an autoclicker effectively
>also the robux to ingame cash rate is extremely low, especially if you realize how little value each point of cash is after the first area
>MANDATORY: limited time offers which make you pay a few hundred robux for some starter pack that claims to give an "OP" pet (actually just equivalent to whatever the highest tier pet is for the starting area(s), it'll near instantly fall off afterwards as you can get eggs for pets of equivalent power without paying robux) and a bunch of temporary bonuses that'll become obsolete within an hour of gameplay
there was this one game that i believe to be in this genre called egg tree incremental and i played it for a week straight. i may be retarded.
 
What are some good games to play on Roblox nowadays? I used to play a game called Typical Colors 2 (a tf2 clone) on there a lot until i got permabanned for being too chuddy. so idk what to play.
gonna post ones that I've played recently enough that are decent enough by ROBLOX standards; obviously your mileage may vary and you'll likely find better stuff outside of ROBLOX
sorting this vaguely by genre
not all of these are games I frequently play but these ones were good enough to at least mention
<HYPERBOREAN SPACE
SHOOTERS:
https://www.roblox.com/games/131679415/Modern-war - classic-styled shooter game with FPS/TPS guns, destructable brick-built terrain and vehicles, and lethal gunplay. i like running up to enemy vehicles, sticking them with c4, then gunning down their driver through the hole I just opened using a TMP/Uzi
https://www.roblox.com/games/292439477/Phantom-Forces-PC - high production value FPS, basically a mix of call of duty/battlefield. gunplay is fun and there's tons of weapon customization options, but don't feel obligated to do the daily mission things if they're obnoxious (use your free rerolls on "get X quickscopes" and "get X grenade kills", "get X melee kills" and whatever other bullshit that pops up. there's a lot of variety in weapon skins, for better or for worse. HA HA HA DISREGARD THAT PEDOFURRIES RUINED IT
https://www.roblox.com/games/8735521924/CENTAURA - fast paced ww1 combat. expect constant bayonet charges, grenade spam, artillery wiping out both sides regularly on some maps, meat grinders, and nonstop action became coal because of retarded camera changes that makes lining up shots 10x harder than it needs to be, that no one asked for or approved of during testing
https://www.roblox.com/games/12197268861/The-Undead-Coming-Armageddon-ALPHA - decent enough zombie shooter, but grinding for weapons takes a while and the map selection isn't great as there's like 7 or so maps
https://www.roblox.com/games/1466995005/RAGDOLL-UNIVERSE - fast paced arena shooter with ragdoll physics and floaty movement. pretty fun if you just wanna shoot people
https://www.roblox.com/games/527271999/Noobs-vs-Zombies-Realish - FPS/TPS game with emphasis on customizing your character, classes with distinct roles, and lots of NPCs fighting alongside either team (which aren't a pushover in groups)
<HYPERBOREAN SPACE
THINGS THAT AREN'T SHOOTERS BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND ENOUGH GAMES WORTH MENTIONING TO GET THEIR OWN GENRE-BASED LISTS:
https://www.roblox.com/games/6516141723/DOORS - le heckin A24 slow burn bone chilling door opening genre redefining horror experience. best played with friends as randoms tend to have an average IQ of -4
https://www.roblox.com/games/11378364822/Tales-Of-Tanorio - pokemon clone. definitely on the easier side (especially if you pick the fire starter; that solos basically every trainer without ground/rock (actually gem type for whatever reason; the word "rock" isn't trademarked) types and opposing water types barely exist while fire-weak mons are everywhere) and dialog scrolling takes longer than it needs to but thank fucking god it's not loomian legacy. i've only played up to just after the second badge so i barely know what's beyond that point
https://www.roblox.com/games/10970148355/Retro-Western - game where you can drive trains around a really well built map. has at least a few chuddy easter eggs like the reefer car carrying C. W. Chandler Co. pickles with TRUE AND HONEST flavor
https://www.roblox.com/games/9377953133/Mobile-Sword-Fight - for when you want to just blow off steam by shanking random noobs that somehow still play this glorified baseplate with swords
https://www.roblox.com/games/11308951249/obby-but-youre-a-bird - actually a pretty fun and well made obby that isn't boringly easy or frustratingly hard. currently has like a few hours of gameplay, and there's checkpoints so you can take breaks
<HYPERBOREAN SPACE
i guess this is basically everything i could be bothered to find without going through a really in-depth search or padding it out with random shit that's only included for the lulz
 
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what the ohio is this shit
 
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