Be sure to vote for Caden on /dem/ tomorrow!

[Caden]

Tripcode is Caden!er3P0.eNwg. Here's a transcript my speech on /dem/:

>Who are you?
I am an up-and-coming artist named Caden.
>What are your goals for /dem/?
Ensuring that gems are posted on /dem/
>What separates you from all the other candidates for president?
Most candidates tend to think of gems as frogs, cobsons, 'cado, and literal porn on black men. However, I think of gems as Object Shows, raids on trannies, and art.
>Hang on! Aren't Object Shows troonslop?
Some are, but some aren't. Battle for Dream Island characters don't talk about how heckin' wholesome trans folx are, it focuses on the challenge. Inanimate Insanity is literal communist propaganda or something. I'm not the only objectchud either, look up @AlgebrailienNine @BFDI_Humor, and @beefydiegroyper on X.
>What are your thoughts on fellow objectfag Liam?
I despise him. He is part of the vermin that is killing the sharty and making everyone think that anyone who enjoys Object Shows is a tranny.
>Let's say you're somehow elected president of /dem/. What will you do?
I… actually don't know? The sharty is growing every day, and I'm worried I might make some people upset if I actually change something. If you want something to happen, then tell me what I should do, I might do it if I'm elected.

2 DAYS LEFT. MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE.

 

[ribbon]

Vote for me and I'll delete the board

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Caden is the most insufferable pooner ass name ever

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Which ones the funny one I haven’t been looking?

 

[alonso]

Which ones the funny one I haven’t been looking?

The nigga named retard

 

[Caden]

Caden is the most insufferable pooner ass name ever

I'm actually a Los Angleles Angels professional baseball pitcher named Caden Dana.

 

[Fagon]

I'm just gonna vote for whoever's got more votes than you to ensure you lose.

 

[Caden]

I'm just gonna vote for whoever's got more votes than you to ensure you lose.

I'll probably lose anyway, so go ahead.

 

[Stockstall]

Caden is the most insufferable pooner ass name ever

My grandfather was named Cade.

 

[Zuse]

I'm actually a Los Angleles Angels professional baseball pitcher named Caden Dana.

I thought you were Caden Wayne Scholeck.

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

/dem/ advertising is always cancer. Except when gold does it. Then it’s funny.

 

[greg]

Sorry, my votes for Gigapoop.

 

[jimbo]

if i ran for /dem/ i'd knock every other candidate out of the water but i wanna give these little shrimps a chance so i won't

 

[Caden]

I thought you were Caden Wayne Scholeck.

Who?

 

[MeursaultLE]

Tripcode is Caden!er3P0.eNwg. Here's a transcript my speech on /dem/:

>Who are you?
I am an up-and-coming artist named Caden.
>What are your goals for /dem/?
Ensuring that gems are posted on /dem/
>What separates you from all the other candidates for president?
Most candidates tend to think of gems as frogs, cobsons, 'cado, and literal porn on black men. However, I think of gems as Object Shows, raids on trannies, and art.
>Hang on! Aren't Object Shows troonslop?
Some are, but some aren't. Battle for Dream Island characters don't talk about how heckin' wholesome trans folx are, it focuses on the challenge. Inanimate Insanity is literal communist propaganda or something. I'm not the only objectchud either, look up @AlgebrailienNine @BFDI_Humor, and @beefydiegroyper on X.
>What are your thoughts on fellow objectfag Liam?
I despise him. He is part of the vermin that is killing the sharty and making everyone think that anyone who enjoys Object Shows is a tranny.
>Let's say you're somehow elected president of /dem/. What will you do?
I… actually don't know? The sharty is growing every day, and I'm worried I might make some people upset if I actually change something. If you want something to happen, then tell me what I should do, I might do it if I'm elected.

2 DAYS LEFT. MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE.

No. Can we get this thread moved to /dump/ already?

 

[ribbon]

No. Can we get this thread moved to /dump/ already?

somehow an object show autist is less insufferable than you

 

[Watt]

 

[MeursaultLE]

somehow an object show autist is less insufferable than you

so obsessed with me...I haven't even done anything wrong yet.

 

[Caden]

Who?

Never mind, I know who that is.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

somehow an object show autist is less insufferable than you

He's not wrong though, /dem/ advertisements are for FAGGOTS!