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MoonMetropolis said:
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH wizard COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.

THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO /b/?
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Niggers tongue my anus.
 
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SmallAnus said:
It's crazy how there's a couple of our own users there and when you criticize Soygoy or /bp/, they suddenly show up to shill them. Furcord...
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I don't think the PPH is worth the shame of harboring the furfags, I don't know why FNWO doesn't just kick them out of their 110th country and expel them back to /trash/. They are just a clique of maybe 5-10 people so they could just make a discord server and go away forever, I think it'd be good for all parties.
 
SmallAnus said:
Because they do it on purpose to make 'teens suffer. Every single decision has been done to troll 'teens and they know for a fact people won't leave. From word filters to these shitty events
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Its just shameful, Froot is an absent father so his mods are just using the 'teens as toys for their amusement. It sucks that he's nearly as absent as Hiro is towards 4chan because just like on that site there are so many decisions BTS that go against the will of the users, but its way worse on the party because instead of maintaining a status quo with a yearly gay change its every month some new BS on the party. The raisin filter is emblematic of the problem, its so small but absolutely nobody has ever wanted to say raisinty before and its been around for months now. You can get into bigger problems but it's take seconds to remove the filter and improve the site but it just doesn't happen.
 
Steve said:
Its just shameful, Froot is an absent father so his mods are just using the 'teens as toys for their amusement. It sucks that he's nearly as absent as Hiro is towards 4chan because just like on that site there are so many decisions BTS that go against the will of the users, but its way worse on the party because instead of maintaining a status quo with a yearly gay change its every month some new BS on the party. The raisin filter is emblematic of the problem, its so small but absolutely nobody has ever wanted to say raisinty before and its been around for months now. You can get into bigger problems but it's take seconds to remove the filter and improve the site but it just doesn't happen.
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We should overthrow the FDL and rule the soysphere and shape it in our own image.
 
Steve said:
Its just shameful, Froot is an absent father so his mods are just using the 'teens as toys for their amusement. It sucks that he's nearly as absent as Hiro is towards 4chan because just like on that site there are so many decisions BTS that go against the will of the users, but its way worse on the party because instead of maintaining a status quo with a yearly gay change its every month some new BS on the party. The raisin filter is emblematic of the problem, its so small but absolutely nobody has ever wanted to say raisinty before and its been around for months now. You can get into bigger problems but it's take seconds to remove the filter and improve the site but it just doesn't happen.
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froot literally does fucking nothing for the website. he didn't want to be a part of the 'blog when it started but then he changed his mind. we need to declare independence from the froot-owned soysphere and as much as that might have strange implications i trust broot, doll and baqqrih more than froot to have the final say in any moderation-related matters.
 
Steve said:
I don't think the PPH is worth the shame of harboring the furfags, I don't know why FNWO doesn't just kick them out of their 110th country and expel them back to /trash/. They are just a clique of maybe 5-10 people so they could just make a discord server and go away forever, I think it'd be good for all parties.
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