Rant Anyone else find 2d mario unfun and extremely difficult?

[Terrorbyte]

I genuinely don't understand how people enjoy this shit. I rage more at mario than at super meat boy. Every mario game I've tried, I have NEVER even ONCE had ANY fun. Even the 3d ones, THEY ARE ALL DOGSHIT. HOW DO SOYBOYS EAT THIS GARBAGE UP? I MISTIME ONE EXTREMELY TIGHT JUMP AND I LOSE ALL MY PROGRESS FUCK YOU. EVERY GAME I'VE TRIED IS DOGSHIT, HOW IS NINTENDO STILL IN BUSINESS? HOW DID THIS DOGSHIT "SAVE THE GAME INDUSTRY"? Not just the retro ones either, "modern" ones like U. deluxe or 3d world. Unplayable garbage. I've had more fun grinding bandages in super meat boy or tumors in the end is nigh, i've had more fun grinding A+ on hotline miami, i've had more fun playing dsod in payday with retarded teammates, i've had more fun beating doom eternal on nightmare. Mario games are DOGSHIT and you can't convince otherwise.

 

[Steve]

>extremely difficult
Gitgud scrub

 

[KingCargo]

Mario is abysmal, death by comparison once you bring other franchises into the argument.

 

[Terrorbyte]

>extremely difficult
Gitgud scrub

>bing bing wahoo!
wow, such gameplay.

 

[Steve]

>bing bing wahoo!
wow, such gameplay.

The games aren't that fun I agree but difficult is just funny.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

3d world

Meh this game isn't that bad they even give you the most OP powerup if you keep sucking for too long

 

[Terrorbyte]

The games aren't that fun I agree but difficult is just funny.

idk it just seems like that shitalian never listens to me and keeps slipping like a retard. When super meat boy is easier than a "kids" game, there's a problem.

 

[UendeligKamp]

unfun yes
difficult no

 

[Terrorbyte]

unfun yes
difficult no

have you played the retro ones? That brimstone will send me to a psych ward one day.

 

[UendeligKamp]

have you played the retro ones? That brimstone will send me to a psych ward one day.

ive played some from late 90s early 2000s some i dont really remember anything from it though

 

[Terrorbyte]

ive played some from late 90s early 2000s some i dont really remember anything from it though

mario 64 is boring and the camera control is DOGSHIT. Mario sunshine is boring. Mario galaxy is BORING.
And the 2d retro ones are difficult to pad out the playtime. This shit would be tolerable if soyboys didn't glaze it constantly.
I tried playing conker's bad fur day and it's actually fun but my eyes with how bad the frame rate is. The camera control is still DOGSHIT doe.
I hate nintendo so much, they always have to be 'unique'.
WHY MAKE A REGULAR RIGHT ANALOG STICK WHEN WE CAN JUST PUT 4 FUCKING BUTTONS?
WHY MAKE A REGULAR RIGHT ANALOG STICK WHEN WE CAN MAKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT ON THE GAMECUBE?
WHY HAVE 2 Z BUTTONS WHEN WE CAN BE RETARDED?
AND THEN SOYBOYS WILL DEFEND THIS.
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FORMATS, THEY'RE ALWAYS SO FUCKING SCHIZO ABOUT PIRACY, THEY JUST CAN'T USE CDS OR DVDS INSTEAD THEY HAVE TO USE THIS DOGSHIT.
FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M NEVER EMULATING N64 EVER AGAIN. PS1 FOR LYFE.
MGS 1, FFVII AND CASTLEVANIA SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT HERE I COME TO ACTUALLY HAVE FUN WITH A CONTROLLER THAT WAS DESIGNED BY SOMEONE WITH 23 CHROMOSOME PAIRS.
I ALSO HAVE TO PLAY SEAMAN SOMETIME BUT I MIGHT GET A DREAMCAST IF IT'S NOT TOO EXPENSIVE BECAUSE THE CONTROLLER WAS COOL.

 

[basil]

i could never beat paper mario when i was younger far too difficult

 

[Steve]

mario 64 is boring and the camera control is DOGSHIT. Mario sunshine is boring. Mario galaxy is BORING.
And the 2d retro ones are difficult to pad out the playtime. This shit would be tolerable if soyboys didn't glaze it constantly.
I tried playing conker's bad fur day and it's actually fun but my eyes with how bad the frame rate is. The camera control is still DOGSHIT doe.
I hate nintendo so much, they always have to be 'unique'.
WHY MAKE A REGULAR RIGHT ANALOG STICK WHEN WE CAN JUST PUT 4 FUCKING BUTTONS?
WHY MAKE A REGULAR RIGHT ANALOG STICK WHEN WE CAN MAKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT ON THE GAMECUBE?
WHY HAVE 2 Z BUTTONS WHEN WE CAN BE RETARDED?
AND THEN SOYBOYS WILL DEFEND THIS.
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FORMATS, THEY'RE ALWAYS SO FUCKING SCHIZO ABOUT PIRACY, THEY JUST CAN'T USE CDS OR DVDS INSTEAD THEY HAVE TO USE THIS DOGSHIT.
FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M NEVER EMULATING N64 EVER AGAIN. PS1 FOR LYFE.
MGS 1, FFVII AND CASTLEVANIA SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT HERE I COME TO ACTUALLY HAVE FUN WITH A CONTROLLER THAT WAS DESIGNED BY SOMEONE WITH 23 CHROMOSOME PAIRS.
I ALSO HAVE TO PLAY SEAMAN SOMETIME BUT I MIGHT GET A DREAMCAST IF IT'S NOT TOO EXPENSIVE BECAUSE THE CONTROLLER WAS COOL.

You've never lived until you've played Mario 64 on original hardware, you're a poorcel and can't afford that kino.

 

[Terrorbyte]

You've never lived until you've played Mario 64 on original hardware, you're a poorcel and can't afford that kino.

the most soy thing i've heard in a while.

 

[Steve]

the most soy thing i've heard in a while.

I was fine with your rant but Mario 64 is actually one of the best games of its era dissing that shit would be illegal if I pulled the strings.

 

[basil]

You've never lived until you've played Mario 64 on original hardware, you're a poorcel and can't afford that kino.

you havent lived until you call every console on earth a nintendo

i do this sometimes in real life its funny and makes me feel old

 

[Terrorbyte]

I was fine with your rant but Mario 64 is actually one of the best games of its era dissing that shit would be illegal if I pulled the strings.

idk it's just boring. At least conker's bad fur day is funny even if my eyes. (20 fps moment)

 

[basil]

you havent lived until you call every console on earth a nintendo

i do this sometimes in real life its funny and makes me feel old

i forgot none of you get this because none of your parents did this fuck me

 

[Steve]

idk it's just boring. At least conker's bad fur day is funny even if my eyes. (20 fps moment)

Rare games are super overhyped, nothing they made was all that revolutionary. Bungie made better games.

 

[Terrorbyte]

Rare games are super overhyped, nothing they made was all that revolutionary. Bungie made better games.

this, i never understood all the glazing donkey kong country got.