SUPERHELL Anonymous Confession Thread (Anniversary Edition)

[Chesnaught]

I guess we have to make a new one. Sorry.

https://schlogfessionsiii.straw.page/
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[Libba2]

I still got 3 hours and 30 minutes until I can eat
Gonna head to the gym RIGHT before I eat so that I get hungrier so I can eat more o algx

do you get more underage virgin 9 year olds in jannah to fuck if you do ramadan, or is it like a mandatory thing?

 

[8doe]

I dont understand ramadan (which i think ur referring to, right?) Even If i were muslim i would not be able to participate in it

In all honesty it isn't that hard
Its moreso just a waiting game + other important religious stuff

 

[8doe]

do you get more underage virgin 9 year olds in jannah to fuck if you do ramadan, or is it like a mandatory thing?

Mandatory thing but fasting often for the sake of Allah is usually a good thing

 

[Libba2]

Mandatory thing but fasting often for the sake of Allah is usually a good thing

what happens if you don't do it

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

In all honesty it isn't that hard
Its moreso just a waiting game + other important religious stuff

I gotta (ideally) eat every 2-3h, because of an illness.
Do people with illnesses usually get a pass on this?

 

[Libba2]

I gotta (ideally) eat every 2-3h, because of an illness.
Do people with illnesses usually get a pass on this?

anyone with a brain is exempt

 

[8doe]

what happens if you don't do it

If you're pre-pubescent you're fine but if you're a teenager/adult its bad
You need a proper excuse like being sick or being on your period if you're a woman or travelling (Back then this was because travelling took weeks/months so it doesn't really apply to short airplane trips)

 

[sodack]

anyone with a brain is exempt

Don’t ignore me. You don’t want to raise lesbian relationship domestic abuse statistic, do you?

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

what happens if you don't do it

I'd assume you go to hell like any other religion

 

[Libba2]

If you're pre-pubescent you're fine but if you're a teenager/adult its bad
You need a proper excuse like being sick or being on your period if you're a woman or travelling (Back then this was because travelling took weeks/months so it doesn't really apply to short airplane trips)

but what happens if i don't do it

 

[8doe]

but what happens if i don't do it

Gotta repent or you go to hell for not following the word of Allah sorry lol

 

[Libba2]

Gotta repent or you go to hell for not following the word of Allah sorry lol

do you think muhammad would masturbate to child porn?

 

[Chesnaught]

Yes, but do normal confessions work?

Those are gimmicks too
That's what they're called in the editor

 

[8doe]

do you think muhammad would masturbate to child porn?

Terry I think this question applies a lot better to you

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

Gotta repent or you go to hell for not following the word of Allah sorry lol

Going to hell for not fasting all day sounds really extreme
but what do i know

 

[Libba2]

Terry I think this question applies a lot better to you

muhammad married a 9 year old, agree or disagree?

 

[8doe]

Going to hell for not fasting all day sounds really extreme
but what do i know

It's only for a month, people have given up more for the sake of Allah.

 

[Chesnaught]

@Steve

 

[Libba2]

Going to hell for not fasting all day sounds really extreme
but what do i know

it's not even real fasting

 

[Stockstall]

Don’t ignore me. You don’t want to raise lesbian relationship domestic abuse statistic, do you?

I am glad you accepted it already (not really)