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SUPERHELL Anonymous Confession Thread 2

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yes its wrong
My friend was into a freshman as a senior and I've never been so sad in my life. I don't know what got into him, but he pretty much lost all his friends over it. I tried to stay with him because I figured it would help him stop obsessing so hard over this 14 year old or whatever she was, but he insisted on waiting for her and I had to bail. Rough. Do not do it
 
My friend was into a freshman as a senior and I've never been so sad in my life. I don't know what got into him, but he pretty much lost all his friends over it. I tried to stay with him because I figured it would help him stop obsessing so hard over this 14 year old or whatever she was, but he insisted on waiting for her and I had to bail. Rough. Do not do it
Also, he ended up getting cucked by someone that was actually her age, thankfully.
 
mikobowl hamas_2 and joel were all frequently in large soycords. pretty sure all three of them were in cobsontalks' cord but froot let miko off the hook because hes a gegbull and he has a bias against muslims
If they unbanned him it'd be a princessparkles situation where froot will pause his drug binge just to log onto the schlog and ban him again, nothing the jannies can do I guess
 
froot will pause his drug binge
<HUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF aahhhh that galaxy gas shit be crazy my nigga
<*Froot proceeds to look at the DNB on his computer*
<fuckin obsessed domain holders wont let me share DNB on the sharty
<HUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
<IS THAT MY PLUG
<HELLO

>FRQQT... princessparkles on the schlog got unbanned.
<banned
>what
<i banned her now leave me the fuck alone i need to get high
>but i JUST called you
<yes i know now fuck off im busy sharing child porn with my friends on frootcord
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what is a wet dream
Imagine going to sleep but instead of having an awesome dream where you and your favorite troonslop character throw Tilda Swinton into the fucking sun, you just wake up with your underwear full of semen and also it happens 8 times a month because your body said "Fuck you, you WILL wash your sheets every couple of days."
 
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