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SUPERHELL Anonymous Confession Thread 2

Can't you post the NSFW drawings with a spoiler?
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@Username:Required Nigga you drew gay soyjak porn you can't shit on me
 
>almost 50 pages of men horny posting over women who do not exist and baiting
@Chesnaught Not saying this isn't one of the threads of all time, but maybe it's time for Anonymous Confession Thread 3 at this point
I want @penis to be my soy wife. I’m not gonna be anonymous anymore. I have AIDS. I’m gay. I’m trans. I rape horses. I get raped by horses. I have cholera. I’m black, not Arab. I have a fetish for plastic water bottles. I fucked the shit out of a cheeseburger and served it to someone at McDonalds. I got off to the X immigrant and Dr Cobson DMS
 
One of my shirts was looking at me weird so I rolled it up into a ball and started fucking the shit out of it. To this day I have sex with my shirt. I don't wash it. I'm pretty sure it's growing mushrooms. I found a teddy bear in the trash while rummaging for women (and men)'s underwear and it had a hole on the bottom of it and I fucked the living shit out of it and now I have syphilis and gonorrhea. I have a ziploc bag of piss in my car in case the police pull me over so I can splash the officer with it and speed off. Sometimes when I'm lonely and nobody's watching I go to my pantry, unzip my pants and wrap puff pastry on my cock. I usually put it back. I stole a woman's purse and I invested her money into Hawk Tuah coin and Yes King coin. I spent the other 100 dollars she had on meth. I like to dig in my backyard and eat worms. I once stuck a piece of broken glass into my left asscheek so the cute old man at the hospital could dig it out.
 
I want @penis to be my soy wife. I’m not gonna be anonymous anymore. I have AIDS. I’m gay. I’m trans. I rape horses. I get raped by horses. I have cholera. I’m black, not Arab. I have a fetish for plastic water bottles. I fucked the shit out of a cheeseburger and served it to someone at McDonalds. I got off to the X immigrant and Dr Cobson DMS
One of my shirts was looking at me weird so I rolled it up into a ball and started fucking the shit out of it. To this day I have sex with my shirt. I don't wash it. I'm pretty sure it's growing mushrooms. I found a teddy bear in the trash while rummaging for women (and men)'s underwear and it had a hole on the bottom of it and I fucked the living shit out of it and now I have syphilis and gonorrhea. I have a ziploc bag of piss in my car in case the police pull me over so I can splash the officer with it and speed off. Sometimes when I'm lonely and nobody's watching I go to my pantry, unzip my pants and wrap puff pastry on my cock. I usually put it back. I stole a woman's purse and I invested her money into Hawk Tuah coin and Yes King coin. I spent the other 100 dollars she had on meth. I like to dig in my backyard and eat worms. I once stuck a piece of broken glass into my left asscheek so the cute old man at the hospital could dig it out.
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