(In)CelibatePsycho

Me and my dad had to physically wring out my clothes before putting them into the dryer since otherwise the dryer wouldn’t dry them properly. Normally the washing machine would do that part for us but our washing machine is retarded. I can’t wait to move

I’ve come to the realization that 90% of my for you page on TikTok are just slideshows. I don’t appreciate that

I had a dream about jakking today but I already forgot almost all of it

Fucked up my laptop somehow so I had to reset it and redownload google and shit. Now I’m setting up my files for soyjaks.
Funnily enough I recently had to reset my computer as well since I fucked it up too.
Also my school Chromebook is messed up as well but I don’t know how to fix it

Just bought some fries after my dentists appointment. I won’t drop them this time

I just lost all my fries. I wasn’t holding onto my goyslop bag properly (because I was distracted by this website) and when my dad slammed on the breaks the fry carton flew to the floor. Every single fry was lost. Usually there are some fries in the bag under the burger cause they fell out of the carton, but this time there were none. All the fries were fit firmly in the carton, and now all are contaminated.

I hate our washing machine! Today I tried to wash some clothes and it started shaking violently because of muh “unbalanced load” (even tho I went out of my way to make sure the load was balanced). This was of no concern to me at the time as I was used to the washing machine acting retarded.

My laptop is all fucked up, I want to kill myself (not really)