• Happy pride month, xisters of the schlog!

GEM EXPRESS GET ON BEFORE IT DEPARTS

Sure, I'll hop on. Here’s my entirely-legitimate boarding pass, printed and received in a wholly-legal manner.
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Heres my completely legit and not stolen ticket
 
Sure, I'll hop on. Here’s my entirely-legitimate boarding pass, printed and received in a wholly-legal manner.
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seems legit, welcome aboard
I'll hop on too, here's my ticket which is definitely not stolen
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yeah this looks legitimate too
Coal is not allowed on the Gem Express
ticket approved, welcome aboard
i have 4 kilos of jarty dust in my chest btw
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GUARDS THIS SMUGGLER IS TRYING TO BRING JARTY DUST TO AGARTHA
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Heres my completely legit and not stolen ticket
welcome aboard
 
Just pretend I have a ticket or something cuz I can't be assed to actually draw one.
 
Change the seat number maybe, you plagiarist. Unless this is what passes for romantic advances among your lamentable ilk.
And try actually exporting the image so the background doesn't show as a checker pattern next time. sheeesh, the incompetence!
uhhhh
 
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