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too complex but maybe someone can imbed a Halo themed flash game
Sadly true, also copyright issues thus you can't just embed all of the original version of Halo 2 into a browser without Macrofag DMCAing the site, let alone in a way that would allow people to locally play with other Soyteens on the site.
 
TELNEEETTTT BUY EVERYONE THE HALO COLLECTION SO WE CAN PLAY HALO 2 MULTIPLAYERRR
If we can fake local-multiplayer, and trust each other enough with our accounts, we actually could set it up in a way to do easy 4 player splitscreen so we could cut the cost to 1/4th of what it would normally cost btw.

We would need a lot of Xboxes doe unless the Steam version allows 4P splitscreen as well, in which case we can actually save even more shekels. Or, we could just pirate Halo 2 for Windows Vista, and run a Project Cartographer server kek
 
If we can fake local-multiplayer, and trust each other enough with our accounts, we actually could set it up in a way to do easy 4 player splitscreen so we could cut the cost to 1/4th of what it would normally cost btw.

We would need a lot of Xboxes doe unless the Steam version allows 4P splitscreen as well, in which case we can actually save even more shekels. Or, we could just pirate Halo 2 for Windows Vista, and run a Project Cartographer server kek
Piracy would be the best geg
 
Piracy would be the best geg
trvke, trvke.

The only real use of the legitimate method, which is very far-fetched, is if we can use it to gem up the actual Xbox Live servers. We would be better off starting by making tons of gamertags with names related to the soysphere (CobsonTalks on Xbox Live when)
 
geg but no one will do this
True.

On Xbox Series X, you can share your XBL subscription to others on your console at least, so I could easily just create 4 new accounts named stuff like "SnarkySnappyH2" or something like that, but we'd need like the entire soysphere to participate in this gem, and we'd have to make sure to not accidentally bump into ourselves in matchmaking. It would be a hilarious raid, but way too much effort and money for little to no difference. Not to mention, we'd have to spread this raid across *many* games. If we wanted to go that far with a raid, I would propose we just raid some goyslop like Phantasy Star Online 2, as that's way easier to raid and doesn't cost us money presuming we can all run the game on our devices.

I have thought of a similar raid on Pretendo Network's Juxt for Wii U and a service called Insignia for original Xbox. The former would basically involve creation of 12 NNIDs on each Wii U we can obtain, then shitposting with tons of Soyjak related memes (preferably in a way that will not get all of our accounts autobanned), the latter would involve the same as the regular Xbox Live raid except in original Halo 2, Phantasy Star Online 1, etc. Although, for Halo 2, one could just create a H2 clan as those house 100 people and I highly doubt that even if 4 people per console joined our clan (25 always running consoles), that we'd get anywhere near 100 people willing to do a basically worthless raid on Insignia. Both of these services have very low member counts, almost all activity is focused on two or three games with the occasional fourth, fifth, etc that only gets activity due to a 'cord or two, rather than due to members coordinating via invites on the services themselves, or, via matchmaking functionalities.
 
True.

On Xbox Series X, you can share your XBL subscription to others on your console at least, so I could easily just create 4 new accounts named stuff like "SnarkySnappyH2" or something like that, but we'd need like the entire soysphere to participate in this gem, and we'd have to make sure to not accidentally bump into ourselves in matchmaking. It would be a hilarious raid, but way too much effort and money for little to no difference. Not to mention, we'd have to spread this raid across *many* games. If we wanted to go that far with a raid, I would propose we just raid some goyslop like Phantasy Star Online 2, as that's way easier to raid and doesn't cost us money presuming we can all run the game on our devices.

I have thought of a similar raid on Pretendo Network's Juxt for Wii U and a service called Insignia for original Xbox. The former would basically involve creation of 12 NNIDs on each Wii U we can obtain, then shitposting with tons of Soyjak related memes (preferably in a way that will not get all of our accounts autobanned), the latter would involve the same as the regular Xbox Live raid except in original Halo 2, Phantasy Star Online 1, etc. Although, for Halo 2, one could just create a H2 clan as those house 100 people and I highly doubt that even if 4 people per console joined our clan (25 always running consoles), that we'd get anywhere near 100 people willing to do a basically worthless raid on Insignia. Both of these services have very low member counts, almost all activity is focused on two or three games with the occasional fourth, fifth, etc that only gets activity due to a 'cord or two, rather than due to members coordinating via invites on the services themselves, or, via matchmaking functionalities.
Yea way too ambitious. If we can imbed Lichess or our own self hosted version that'd be cool
 
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