As a guy what is your ideal fictional wife?

[Mitusia]

From my pov if I was a dude I would think toriel, yennefer and Lae'zel. They all would love me forever in different ways and 2 want kids even if one can't have any.

 

[Thrembolone]

Meulin Lejion

 

[Lism]

I would like to be immortal wanderer forever with Cheshire Cat/C2 from Code Geass

I also like the one eyed girl from Elden Ring. She's nice
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[qaqorsomething]

>why do mudshi-- *BRAAAAAAAP*
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Anyways, to answer your question, firstly we don't despise or even hate dogs, we believe that they're 'unclean' animals and indeed they shouldn't be kept inside homes, but we still have to take care of them and not abuse them since they are, after all, God's creation
As for pork (the food), it has been forbidden for us to eat it by God the same way drinking and smoking has been forbidden, which is that it's bad for our health, but it's not our kryptonite where we aren't allowed to touch it at all (unlike what some retards out there believe), and in case you also refer to pigs (the animals), same ruling as dogs applies to them as well (and yes, in both cases we can touch them no problem, just make sure to wash yourself after).

i will miss this guy

 

[bowl]

lammy

 

[Terrorbyte]

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my wife tomoko

femcel for me too, or at least autistic. If we're gonna be together for life, I wanna be sure we'll get along.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Physically and personalitywise? Betty Grof (before she went coo coo crazy). Probably not so much interest-wise.
I just want someone normal and stable.

 

[NothingEverBurgers]

Physically and personalitywise? Betty Grof (before she went coo coo crazy). Probably not so much interest-wise.
I just want someone normal and stable.

fag

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

I like some physical affection, anyone I can trust to mutually be open around.

 

[NothingEverBurgers]

I like some physical affection, anyone I can trust to mutually be open around.

god your so annoying and a fag...
just die?
Lol

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

god your so annoying and a fag...
just die?
Lol

 

[NothingEverBurgers]

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stop talking

 

[telnet]

I like some physical affection, anyone I can trust to mutually be open around.

wholesome

 

[NothingEverBurgers]

wholesome

telnet-sama... can you be my waifu...?

 

[centurywalker]

White haired,slightly smarter than me somewhat older than me and bbw

 

[centurywalker]

White haired,slightly smarter than me somewhat older than me and bbw

 

[NothingEverBurgers]

White haired,slightly smarter than me somewhat older than me and bbw

White haired,slightly smarter than me somewhat older than me and bbw

shut up gooner nigger