soyjak world building thread

[raepson industries .ltc]

one of the reasons i joined this piece of asshole cacadoodooniggapenis dogshit of a community is because i wanted to see what the soyjak world would look like
i wanted to people's headcanons for soyjaks and what they would do in normal everyday situation
of course i wold never get that instead its just faggots calling each other faggots but who cares about that right now lets come up with our own headcanons in this thread

 

[_73]

Cobson and soyak are best buddies
Gapejak and Impjak have beef
And chudjak and A24 are also close friends

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

Cobson and soyak are best buddies
Gapejak and Impjak have beef
And chudjak and A24 are also close friends

how did the imp and gape beef start? were they long lost cousins from opposing family values?

 

[_73]

how did the imp and gape beef start? were they long lost cousins from opposing family values?

Different interrests
Gape likes nintendo and mint flavored soylent
While Imp likes Xbox and coffee flavoured soylent
Gape is a proud redditor while impjak uses quora and tumblr
Small soyboy differences

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

my headcanons arent that cool the only notable things about it is
gigachad is an asshole douchbag noone likes
deformedjaks are a virus created by the ccp
the zellig girls are depressed celebrities who fell off after their show was cancelled
poopson is a secret government project created to attack the ccp for revenge
the poopson creatures broke out of the lab into the streets
the government couldnt kill the poopson creatures so they had to be weakened
the weakened poopson creatures are slopjaks
slopjaks roam the streets to this day but they are more or less harmless if you ignore them

 

[gem]

all soyjaks live in the megacity, which is the perfect place for them because the openai computer god takes care of them and they get to drink soy, eat bugs, stan slopjaks, watch marvel kinos, and soyface over funko pops all day just generally being silly wholesome 100 goobers. its a shame those pissbaby chudcels and nates in the undercity think otherwise and make their entire personality about "enacting TND" and "doxxing raiding trannies."
chancellor spez, please save us from these chudjaks, for i must continue life as a living soyquote

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

amerimutt is the mcdonalds manager or whatever and yuromutt is a neighboring/competeing kebab stand owner who trys to sabatoge the mcdonalds or so i say

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

amerimutt is the mcdonalds manager or whatever and yuromutt is a neighboring/competeing kebab stand owner who trys to sabatoge the mcdonalds or so i say

spongebob ahh plot

all soyjaks live in the megacity, which is the perfect place for them because the openai computer god takes care of them and they get to drink soy, eat bugs, stan slopjaks, watch marvel kinos, and soyface over funko pops all day just generally being silly wholesome 100 goobers. its a shame those pissbaby chudcels and nates in the undercity think otherwise and make their entire personality about "enacting TND" and "doxxing raiding trannies."
chancellor spez, please save us from these chudjaks, for i must continue life as a living soyquote

i love it

 

[alonso]

'Plier and Schizo 'plier are the same person but not the same personality

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

'Plier and Schizo 'plier are the same person but not the same personality

is schizo plier like a super hero alter ego?

 

[alonso]

is schizo plier like a super hero alter ego?

I think he's more like a demon

 

[Scientoloju]

good thread

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

I think he's more like a demon

is it like a warewolf type of thing where he cant control it or is he able to control and he deliberately hides it to not get in trouble?

good thread

shut up faggot

 

[alonso]

is it like a warewolf type of thing where he cant control it or is he able to control and he deliberately hides it to not get in trouble?

Yeah, Pretty much

 

[alonso]

Yeah, Pretty much

Oh, And it's the 1st one

 

[evandoe]

I see Cobson as a local celebrity who owns his own jewelry store and is pretty much respected by almost everyone, keyword almost. Spadeson and Rapeson are same people not the same person as Cobson. Feraljak is a hard coal miner with minimum wage and is very jealous of Cobson. Chudjak works in muttdonalds which is owned by amerimutt. 'plier is a streamer with schizophrenia that encourages to turn into a monster and in order for him to prevent it he takes specific meds from dr. Soyberg

 

[Scientoloju]

is it like a warewolf type of thing where he cant control it or is he able to control and he deliberately hides it to not get in trouble?

shut up faggot

who are you what did i do to you

 

[Scientoloju]

I see Cobson as a local celebrity who owns his own jewelry store and is pretty much respected by almost everyone, keyword almost. Spadeson and Rapeson are same people not the same person as Cobson. Feraljak is a hard coal miner with minimum wage and is very jealous of Cobson. Chudjak works in muttdonalds which is owned by amerimutt. 'plier is a streamer with schizophrenia that encourages to turn into a monster and in order for him to prevent it he takes specific meds from dr. Soyberg

this is so gemmy someone needs to write a soyjak tv show

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

this is so gemmy someone needs to write a soyjak tv show

 

[Scientoloju]

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it could not get more obsessed