I used jewish matzah as pizza baseplate

My dad is from a Jewish family. I've had matzah before. It tastes like cardboard. Why you would ever use it as the base for anything is truly beyond me.

With that said, matzah is still nowhere near as disgusting as most other traditional Jewish foods are.
 
My dad is from a Jewish family. I've had matzah before. It tastes like cardboard. Why you would ever use it as the base for anything is truly beyond me.

With that said, matzah is still nowhere near as disgusting as most other traditional Jewish foods are.
Is your mother jewish? Ive heard one's mother must be jewish for someone to be jewish, I might be wrong
 
Is your mother jewish? Ive heard one's mother must be jewish for someone to be jewish, I might be wrong
No, my mother is not Jewish and yes, Judaism is matrilineal. Therefore, I am not Jewish.
 
My dad is from a Jewish family. I've had matzah before. It tastes like cardboard. Why you would ever use it as the base for anything is truly beyond me.

With that said, matzah is still nowhere near as disgusting as most other traditional Jewish foods are.
so you're not jewish after all
 
people keep saying that you're jewish because of your last name.
*taps sign*

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I used jewish matzah as a pizza baseplate, i put hot ketchup, sausages (out of PORK), cheese and oregano on it
Yummy treats! Tangerines! Fancy cheeses! Leafy greens! Matzah crackers! Not long now. Shiny apple! Ground up cow.
 
My dad is from a Jewish family. I've had matzah before. It tastes like cardboard. Why you would ever use it as the base for anything is truly beyond me.

With that said, matzah is still nowhere near as disgusting as most other traditional Jewish foods are.
MoonMetropolis is a kike confirmed! :kek::kek:
 
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