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What are your thoughts on sex scenes in media?

Oh yes. I've been watching. Learning your routine. Waiting for my time to strike. Waiting for the moment that you would leave your keys somewhere I could snatch them up. And you did. I've made a copy of your keys, and I've entered your apartment on numerous occasions.

Why, may you ask? Simply… your neovagina… is irresistible.

When I was in your apartment, I sniffed your panties. They smelled delectably of fungus, pus and fecal matter. I almost came right then and there, but I held myself out a little longer. I found your shampoo, and came in it. That's right. The reason your dyed, greasy African-American hair has been so silky lately is because you've been using my cum every week to wash it.

You can't escape me. Don't even try. I'm going to take my time and wait to rape you until the perfect moment. And it will be the most sublime moment of my life. It's a shame you won't be alive afterwards to remember it, but I'll keep your severed head in my freezer, as a memento to our love.
 
Oh yes. I've been watching. Learning your routine. Waiting for my time to strike. Waiting for the moment that you would leave your keys somewhere I could snatch them up. And you did. I've made a copy of your keys, and I've entered your apartment on numerous occasions.

Why, may you ask? Simply… your neovagina… is irresistible.

When I was in your apartment, I sniffed your panties. They smelled delectably of fungus, pus and fecal matter. I almost came right then and there, but I held myself out a little longer. I found your shampoo, and came in it. That's right. The reason your dyed, greasy African-American hair has been so silky lately is because you've been using my cum every week to wash it.

You can't escape me. Don't even try. I'm going to take my time and wait to rape you until the perfect moment. And it will be the most sublime moment of my life. It's a shame you won't be alive afterwards to remember it, but I'll keep your severed head in my freezer, as a memento to our love.
What would you do if you walk in on Donald Trump having sex with a prostitute?
 
Oh yes. I've been watching. Learning your routine. Waiting for my time to strike. Waiting for the moment that you would leave your keys somewhere I could snatch them up. And you did. I've made a copy of your keys, and I've entered your apartment on numerous occasions.

Why, may you ask? Simply… your neovagina… is irresistible.

When I was in your apartment, I sniffed your panties. They smelled delectably of fungus, pus and fecal matter. I almost came right then and there, but I held myself out a little longer. I found your shampoo, and came in it. That's right. The reason your dyed, greasy African-American hair has been so silky lately is because you've been using my cum every week to wash it.

You can't escape me. Don't even try. I'm going to take my time and wait to rape you until the perfect moment. And it will be the most sublime moment of my life. It's a shame you won't be alive afterwards to remember it, but I'll keep your severed head in my freezer, as a memento to our love.
Got any kuz copypastas?
 
Ewwwwww, sex is yucky.
The Lawnmower Man has kissing between the chuddy scientist who turns Jobe into a superhuman and the scientists wife and it was yucky!
>Ewwwwww, sex is yucky.
>The Lawnmower Man has kissing between the chuddy scientist who turns Jobe into a superhuman and the scientists wife and it was yucky!

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>Ewwwwww, sex is yucky.
>The Lawnmower Man has kissing between the chuddy scientist who turns Jobe into a superhuman and the scientists wife and it was yucky!

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>>Ewwwwww, sex is yucky.
>>The Lawnmower Man has kissing between the chuddy scientist who turns Jobe into a superhuman and the scientists wife and it was yucky!
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